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Hi old friend! You didn't ask, but I have been obsessed with the movie Beaten to Death (dir Sam Curtain) and I definitely don't know many people I could recommend it to, but I think it might be right up your alley... Hope you're doing well :))

Listen, I may not have asked, but a cursory google search informs me that you were absolutely right to tell me this information. Bless.

Also, I am neurodivergent and have near zero friendship degradation mechanic so I literally do not care how long it has been I will just be excited to hear from ya. Hi! I'm doing swell, and I hope you are too!!!

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there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

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I was just getting really nervous about like...finally being in the same room with this man I have been speaking with (which is happening in December!!) so I was reminding myself that he is more scared of me than I am of him like he's a dang spider or something

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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This morning I woke up to a very sweet text from him. Along with a photo. Of the bruises.

I had a date tonight. He just left. I am feeling very [insert theme from Jaws here].

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I had a date tonight. He just left. I am feeling very [insert theme from Jaws here].

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How stressed am I about the election? This is like my first non horny night in like a month and a half

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Sometimes I meet someone and I just want to crawl into their ribcage and gnaw on their heart so instead I ask them what their favorite book is and read it since that's, like, almost as good.

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i am living proof of the adored by english teachers to disgusting pervert pipeline

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So I was just thinking about like the comfort aspects of hurt/comfort and how I usually don't really write them but how I have just now gotten out of an abusive situation and now am mistrustful when people are nice to me and skittish and deflective and there's this guy who's being so sweet and nice and patient and like fuckin' hell am I accidentally INSIDE ONE OF THOS FICS?

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Ffs I have this exact conversation at least once a day.

(I left out the middle bit where I tried to explain sadism. Y'all know more than this guy ever will.)

I may have gotten a bit too real with a guy on a dating app and now I cannot stop giggling

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I may have gotten a bit too real with a guy on a dating app and now I cannot stop giggling

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My roommate (who I ADORE) has finally started realizing the magnitude of my perversion, but is unsure of the precise subgenre. I have told his partner, but she thinks it would be funnier if I simply left him guessing.

He's not home, but will be eventually. I am listening to my murder playlist while I clean my room.

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AMERICAN PSYCHO — Mary Harron (2000)

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I can't stop thinking about lying under someone and having a piano wire around their throat and letting them try their best to come before I pull the wire a little too tight for a little too long and they strangle to death.