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Hannah Willems, ‘Everything is important’ (2023)

https://rb.gy/nvvym

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you guys want to know a secret?

of course you do

For context, I’m actually a Reddit refugee. I’m actually still on there because I love making bait posts and fake stories (things along the lines of “I think cereal is better with water instead of milk” or “AITA for crashing my (M24) friend’s (F25) car after she told me I could?”). I have five Reddit accounts (to keep it believable). I’ve been on the front page of the site three times. I’ve basically cracked engagement.

I have extraordinary Reddit karma. And I say this with deep shame. I would not have told you this humiliating fact about myself if it wasn’t necessary to pass on this information.

Once you get enough Reddit karma, you start getting invited to secret Reddit societies for elite high-karma Redditors.

This is not a joke.

They all have rules along the lines of “do not make outsiders aware of The Secret Reddit Society or you’ll be excommunicated”

They just hang around and talk about how much Reddit karma they have

Again, I am NOT making this up

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reblog if you dont have a bra on

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Miku gauchita

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I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

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op diy some strange bicycles (cr:内蒙丽哥)

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Oh to be a loyal knight and serve my lord (we are fucking)

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

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They're always eating everything

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茶宠chachong/tea pet (clay handicrafts for chinese tea culture)

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horse with a rather bulbous eye due to the camera angle which is capturing this photograph from the cheek of the horse giving it such a strange and frankly absurd look as its eye bulges out and its nostril creates a strangely sharp silhouette of the muzzle along with its lips against the heavily trod upon snow the horse looms over this is overall a very interesting image