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who are u really

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insp.

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THE TALOS PRINCIPLE II: Road to Elysium

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you look fried

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i think i'd be too intimidated walking past them on the street. big fan

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My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

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@saltandbees had me thinking about Viera lifespans again and I am FILLED WITH EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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My besties WoL and the NPC she fell in love with <3

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when you and your bestie co-WoL ARR through Endwalker memes are bound to happen

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I made this video a few months back. Gaiden is so good. The idea here was to kinda illustrate the way the game pivots from ‘yeehaw let’s brawl’ to ‘this isn’t fun anymore and I think shishido might have rabies’. This was also the first time I was brave enough to try using the Fusion page and it shows lol Regardless, I'm still very pleased with how this one turned out!

Song is 6.24 by Danger from the FURI soundtrack.

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I made this video a few months back. Gaiden is so good. The idea here was to kinda illustrate the way the game pivots from ‘yeehaw let’s brawl’ to ‘this isn’t fun anymore and I think shishido might have rabies’. This was also the first time I was brave enough to try using the Fusion page and it shows lol Regardless, I'm still very pleased with how this one turned out!

Song is 6.24 by Danger from the FURI soundtrack.

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To mark one year making amvs, I decided to re-do my first video. Turbo killer by carpenter brut with footage from infinite wealth

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I worked at WDW during that Star Wars Weekends!

y’all know what day it is

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Rank Yakuza characters from most to least likely to fall for “Deez nuts”.

Least Likely: Tanimura

Officer Killjoy is too smart and too in the know to fall for it, and it sucks. he will not play along even if it's a child. he will actively turn it against you. do not try to Deez nuts him

Kiryu

now I know what you're thinking. Kiryu already loves repeating back a word he doesn't understand as a question. how on EARTH could Kiryu not fall for it?? but you need to remember, he's raised 9 kids. he's not going to fall for it because he's already fallen for every single variation, repeatedly. he simply will not respond

Majima

one of the younger members of the Majima Family definitely got him with it once and after beating their ass he's on constant guard. he will not be got again. in fact he's going to get everyone else now, and if you don't play along he is going to kick your ass. he probably claims to have invented the joke

Most Likely:

Date

he may be a police detective slash investigative journalist slash absentee father slash bartender slash malewife, but he still will fall for it. he's mad about it every single time too. get Date with deez nuts at every opportunity. please

Ichiban

he's been in jail for 18 years. you can get him with it, sure, but the emotional cost. imagine. the rest of his polycule will absolutely hound you for the rest of your days, even if several of them are also susceptible (looking at Adachi and HJG especially. HJG would curl up into a ball after falling for it) it's balanced out by Zhao and Saeko who are so resistant to it that you're better off not even trying

Saejima

he's been in jail for, at minimum, 28 years (it is extremely fuzzy how much time between 5 and 6 was in jail) and is largely technology illiterate. you can get him with deez nuts with zero effort, but be prepared for him to not even understand that you got him and just say "what about those nuts?". at this point it's unclear on if he genuinely doesn't get it, or if he's just developed it as a Majima deterrent. either way, do you really need to bully him? has he not talked about balls enough?? c'mon have some human decency