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There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

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he’s just like me

Still thinking about Andrew Garfield literally falling in love with Jesse Eisenberg.

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imagine being such a dweeb that jesse eisenberg playing you is way less of a dork than you actually are

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Gay son AND thot daughter

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it’s just me and my parasocial relationship with charlie day against the world

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imagine getting this review

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Every new generation of girls at some point as a child or teen must watch Lord of the rings so they can fall in love with Aragorn and Legolas.

Also faramir and Eomer too

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Y/N: *Trying to wake up Sean* Don’t make me get the water bucket.

Sean: You wouldn't.

John: *Walking past dripping wet* Yes, they would.

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goodness i’m so tired of seeing this over and over again, both on ao3 and on tumblr.

do not tag your fic as reader-insert if they’re an original character!

that’s literally the opposite of a reader-insert, which is when the character is a blank slate, devoid of any physical characteristics such as skin/hair/eye colour etc and without a name.

there is no such thing as “reader is an ofc, not y/n.”

again, that’s just an original character, not a reader-insert. do not tag it as a reader-insert.

you’re clogging up tags that don’t apply to your story. write all the ocs you want, go ham and crazy and etc. but use the right tags for the love of god.

i’m sick of having to scroll through dozens of oc fics and getting tricked into clicking on a story i thought was a reader-insert just for it to end up being abt a white woman with a ~quirky~ name 🤷🏽‍♀️

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#𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐢'𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥

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looking for jaskier x reader fics…. feel free to recommend me some

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i love youtuber cross overs and call outs. It makes my heart full. Arin from Game Grumps just said ‘Watcher is a great YouTube channel’ and just <3 :’) Youtube can be toxic as hell but it can also be so supportive if you look in the right places.

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when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

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sir that's my emotional support fictional male friend duo who are allowed to be more than usually close because the narrative they exist in is a comedy