i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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he fell asleep and accidentally grew some stuff
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do you think i'll get into heaven?
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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Roman Baby Rattle || Peepy
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it's cool when there is a frog
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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.
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