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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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krobus honey sweetheart what

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The Lagavulin from Slay the Spire.

If someone slapped you while you were just snoozing in your shell, wouldn't you want to attack for 20 points of damage too?

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hehe (id under cut)

[ID: 4 portrait drawings of the four player characters from slay the spire, silent, ironclad, watcher & defect. silent & ironclad are facing away from the viewer with their hair in ponytails. watcher & defect are facing the viewer with a hand by their faces and three little lines by their heads indicating joy. notably each one is wearing a relic from the game as accessories: silent's wearing tough bandages around her neck, ironclad's wearing a velvet choker, watcher has her hair down & a violet lotus on her head & defect is wearing a juzu bracelet. End ID]

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Fruit Juice potion from Slay the Spire :]

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based on true events

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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hi everyone. have you ever tried to survive ascended pure vessel for 10 minutes while your little bat buddy who deals 11 damage tries to deplete it’s 1850 health? i have. please watch this i cried during the last phase

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hey anyone remember my ascended pure vessel vs grimmchild only video?

i made one with weaversong (hitless) also its 12 mins lol

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ohyeah baby swag (this is what i put myself through to make this shitpost)

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i hate this game

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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀