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Sanrio X JJK 🤍🤍

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tiny! eraser

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aizawa: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i forgot something

mineta: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago, sir

aizawa: i did that on purpose

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My brain when im about to go to sleep:

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little acrylic paintings done in a cotton rag sketchbook (Khadi Papers brand)

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Luther: i don’t know what’s going on with Vanya so i knocked her out and locked her up in a place that triggers all her childhood trauma! Klaus: hot take but,, why don’t we just ask her? Luther:

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more of the happy TUA reality headcanons: FEAT. THE GHOSTS!!! has a lil angst but not much (SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)

@sad-ness-mad-ness

Klaus is sad and misses his boyf

But he can’t see Dave because they changed the timeline

So he never got kidnapped and tortured by Hazel and Cha-Cha and never went to Vietnam :(

But five is a good brother and decides to experiment with his power

TURNS OUT HE CAN JUMP DIMENSIONALLY TOO

But it’s difficult but he’ll do it for his bro

So he tells Klaus and they combine their powers to bring Klau’s Dave through to their new dimension

(here in this dimension we ignore plotholes shhhhhh)

klAUS HAS A GHOST BOYFRIEND AND IS HAPPY!!!

Klaus making Dave corporeal for the first time in front of the fam and introducing them all

Diego being all “if u break my bro’s heart again i want u to know i have at least 10 knives on me at all times and i don’t give a fuck that you’re dead”

WE STAN A PROTECTIVE BROTHER

Klaus and dave sitting on allison’s couch

Dave’s arm around Klaus and Klaus snuggling into him

Telling stories to Claire about Vietnam

UNCLE DAVE

Ben and Dave being best ghost buds

SPEAKING OF BEN

The first time Klaus makes Ben corporeal it’s completely by accident

They’re just having a family meeting or something and suddenly Ben says something and they both laugh

Then they both look over at the rest of the fam and they’re all SHOOK™

Klaus: “What?”

“B-ben? Is that you?”

Klaus and Ben just look at each other and “hoLY SHIT”

Then everyone cries and runs and hugs ben because oh my god they have their brother back

Ben being made corporeal permanently and forgetting that his other siblings can hear his sassy coments now

“Pfff they’re so dumb”

“What?“

“crap nOTHING”

Klaus taking Dave to his first pride parade

Dave actually crying because everyone’s so accepting

He can be who he his now

Ben just being able to talk to the rest of the fam

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Police Officer: Turn around

Klaus: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round

Police Officer: TURN AROUND

Klaus: Every now an-

*Gets tased*

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Is the feelings I feel for this person who I care about romantic, platonic, or sexual? A memoir

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Me: oh that’s such a good fic idea! I totally have to write this!

Also me:

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A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay friends from a drunk homophobe who followed them out of the restaurant where they were eating. 

Multiple witnesses reported that the killer came after the group and shouted, “If we were in my country I’d kill all of you like rats. I hate you damned gays. I’m going to kill you all here.”

The victim, 22-year-old Juan Javier Cruz , was shot dead with a handgun Mena pulled from his pocket after defending his friends.

This is not right that people have to die just because homophobia is flourishing in America.

RIP  Juan Javier Cruz, you are a hero.

Source

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Carol Danvers is a bi icon it’s canon

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can yall believe carol danvers held back a god damn kree warhead and single-handedly saved planet earth, and there are still men that have the audacity to sit there and fucking call her weak??

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Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

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His name is Blip because that’s the noise I made while trying to think of a name