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let's learn the alphabet together with the Arsenal. 

P - Pain. 

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you don't get it

Lina*in the locker room after a match filled with controversial refereeing decisions*: I think you're too worried about Katie and Noelle. They just went to talk to the referee. I don't even worry about my daughter that often. Kim*remembers all the matches, training sessions and arguments when she had difficulty calming these two, as well as how hard it is for them to restrain aggression*. Jen: I have the perfect song to answer! Only yesterday heard it in TikTok. *turn on Party Girl (St. Tropez)* You don't get it... You just don't get it...

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keep your feet away

Kim: we have to do it carefully, you know? Noelle: very clear, cap! Katie: yep! Beth *holding the camera*: everything will be at its best! Viv*rubbing her palms against the cold*: remind me again why we are here? Tobin *looking at his wristwatch*: I have to be home in an hour or no skateboard tomorrow... can we hurry up? Lydia: according to the theory, if the whole team goes out on the Meadow Park pitch at exactly twelve at night and burns Chelsea's kit, then we will win the title and cup. Lia: do we believe that? Caitlin*happily holding the Chelsea kit*: I bought all three! Leah *taking away the lighter from Jordan*: how did you agree to this, Kim? Kim *shuddering with memories*: never open the door to Australians and a very pregnant Emma with a tipsy Lisa. Jonas *wrapped in a plaid sitting in the stands and drinking cocoa*: the main thing is to keep your feet away from the fire!

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the best day in recent times! let me be considered a traitor to my country now, but I have a photo with Daan, an autograph and a shirt....sooooo everything is fine

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stupid age

Jordan: I'm too young to die, but I'm too old to order food from the kids' menu. what a stupid age I am at.

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in front of you

Noelle*glowering at the ref*: What the hell do you want from me? I've never broken any of your stupid rules. Noelle: ...in front of you.

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honeymoon

Leah: the main principle of our marriage with Jordan is quite simple... never go to bed angry with each other. Jordan: i haven't slept for forty hours and I'm going to die very soon... Leah: WELL, IF SOMEONE JUST ADMITTED THAT SHE WAS WRO-  Kim: remind me what they are fighting about?   Beth: Jordan bought tickets to Paris, which is in Texas for their vacation instead of Paris in France..

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so much work

Blu*sees the results of the matches*: there is so much work here... So much.. Rona: but we can handle it, right? Flash: I'm ready to help! Blu: of course we will and you will help little Flash, we will lick their faces, wave our tails and purr until we see smiles again.

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especially

Leah’s grandma, putting a plaster with painted animals on Jordan's thumb: maybe I should have stayed with you and Blu after all? what happened? Jordan: ahaha,  I definitely didn't try to put my fist in my mouth, which then got stuck, and when I tried to get it, I bit my finger.... Leah’s grandma: ...  Jordan: please don't tell anyone! especially Leah! 

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second fall

Jordan * sweating nervously*: baby... I'm hhmm.. I want to ask you something... I'm hmmm.. Leah: you're proposing to me! Jordan *with her eyes wide with shock*: how did you find out? Leah *skeptical*: Jord, you dropped the ring five times during dinner, and yesterday you lost it in training and forced the whole team to look for it! do you think I didn't understand it from Lisa's teary eyes and the way they all avoided me during the search for the ring? Jordan *with a proud smile*: did you see how i caught the ring during the second fall? I think now I can be trusted to carry the keys to the house!

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half an hour of dreams

Jenni: ...I'm going to buy more firecrackers! perhaps after that we will be able to rent a jet ski and arrange night races! Laia: we can still go to the casino, right? Jenni: the casino? I suggest a strip club! Mapi: ummm... you can hear it, right? Alexia: yes, they have half an hour of dreams, so don't bother them... they only have three minutes left Aitana: after that, Laia and I go for a walk around the city to take new photos for me Alexia: and Jenni and I will go to see the caves of Can Marca Jenni: baby, we're done Alexia: okay, let’s go to the caves  Mapi *looks at Ana*: they are strange, but can we going to the caves too? Ana: ...

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scissors

hairdresser: how would you like to get a haircut? DVD: preferably with scissors, but a sword would be cool

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lost

Rona *excitedly*: are we lost? Blu *lies down on the nearest warm stone*: don't worry, my mumma will take care of it.

*somewhere in the GB national team camp* Kim *addressing Leah who is in the shower*: Leah, your phone doesn't stop ringing! Leah *runs out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel picks up the phone*: damn, Jordan! Kim: what happens? Leah *opens tracking apps*: I installed a program that lets you know if Jordan and Blu are more than a kilometer away from each other.... apparently, Jord probably lost Blu! Kim: is this even real? Leah *sends geolocation to Jordan, then check online banking*: of course! look at this huge order from Nando's! she obviously left the door open when she brought it in!