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i havent played the zoldo game but it looks great

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Today is the only day you can reblog this

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one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.

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Golly gee whiz I sure wish people would tag their spoilers

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@shichara What the fuck

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Do not fuck the shark

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hel p .… . me . .. . i don’t even own this game yet …. .

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ewaldmario

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PSA

Because April 1st is coming up, I feel the need to mention that my blog will not contain “screamers” of any sort. No pound noises unexpected, no “flashers”, no “jump scares”; none of that nonsense

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THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

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There are three types of Links

plucky child adventurer ready to take on the day who doesn’t deserve the shit they’re about to go through

awkward early to late teen who just woke up and dorks their way to saving the world accidentally causing extreme property damage

WORKS A 9-5 JOB JUST DOWNED A HALF BOTTLE OF JACK’S AND DOESN’T WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL

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For those new fans of KS

You don’t need to be ashamed for enjoying fiction like Killing Stalking or anything similar to it. 

You don’t need any permission from anyone to read or watch fictional content like KS. 

You aren’t sick or disgusting or a terrible person for liking it; you like it, that’s great you found something new to enjoy. 

Abuse survivor, mentally ill, or not, you do not need permission to enjoy fictional worlds and stories, and you don’t have to be ashamed of it. You aren’t hurting anyone physically, especially in the real world. 

Don’t let these online bullies and abusers, complete strangers, shame you, manipulate you, force you to share deeply personal information. 

They aren’t gatekeepers, they don’t speak for one group, they only speak for themselves. They are selfish, and they just want to hurt others over fiction.

If you feel the need to talk or confess or anything, I ask you, please come talk to me. My inbox and PMs is open for all. I won’t judge you, I’ll listen, and I know others in this fandom will too if you need to reach out to anyone else other than me.

As long as you aren’t actually hurting people in real life, then you have nothing to apologize for, especially not for loving fiction.

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this is how i travel

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i need their album

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