He…He crashed my game
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
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Theyre the same animal
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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else
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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing
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01/02/2024
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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.
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Oh boy a blowjob just for me!!! (Disappears into room and starts screaming like newman when he gets eaten by the dilophosaurus in jurassic park)
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