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warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake
me: by deconstructed you mean
warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it
me: you eldritch blasted it
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some people really dont use drafts as a way to save posts for later huh
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"don't speak ill of the dead" don't be a piece of shit before you die.
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you guys know that anime isn't real right?? you do understand that it's fake???
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me, with a vague plot idea, 1 (one) character name, and an outline that consists of mostly question marks:
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*forms an emotional bond with the cool stick I found on a hike*
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You have to wear the same clothes your current icon wears every day for the rest of your life! How screwed are you?
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why doth the human body ooze when provoked
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