saltyspittoon
saltyspittoon
Salt for the Salt Gods
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hi im salty im a bit silly | she/he/moon/star | 20 | mostly reblogscurrent pfp by electro-kins
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saltyspittoon · 39 minutes ago
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i love ricky. i love smeemo. i love mr j. i love kofu. i love pangur. i love grim. i love belphegor.
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saltyspittoon · 14 hours ago
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reblog and add ur opinion about:
cucumber/watermelon
bananas
pineapple on pizza
avocado
sparkling water
marmite/vegemite
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saltyspittoon · 1 day ago
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last night I had a dream that I overfed my pet shrimps and they all got comically fat. they looked like this:
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#me
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saltyspittoon · 1 day ago
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birds that look like fruit <3
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saltyspittoon · 2 days ago
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ive thought about making a sideblog just for the sake of having one but idk what id actually do with it cuz all my fandom stuff is here on my main n i dont post my art enough for a dedicated art blog
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saltyspittoon · 2 days ago
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saltyspittoon · 2 days ago
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little doodle featuring Ghost and Hornet holding floatie toys.
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saltyspittoon · 2 days ago
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i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telekinesis/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit
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saltyspittoon · 3 days ago
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saltyspittoon · 3 days ago
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pancake
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saltyspittoon · 3 days ago
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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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saltyspittoon · 3 days ago
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Tell me someone remembers this TV special.
Cuz I think it’s hilarious that they gave Donnie a T-Rex.
[Inspo BTC]
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saltyspittoon · 4 days ago
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"he's like a woman to me" Do You Mean That or do you just want an excuse to talk about him on a post about women
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saltyspittoon · 4 days ago
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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin
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saltyspittoon · 4 days ago
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What
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saltyspittoon · 5 days ago
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saltyspittoon · 5 days ago
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has this been done yet ? is this meme still funny?
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