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reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

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When you first start liking Dick Grayson and you’re like: I love him because he’s so funny and sexy!

and then you keep reading his comics and you realize

Dick

x

Is

(Titans vol 3 #34)

Literally

(Nightwing Vol 2 #153)

The

(Nightiwng vol 2 #153: Dick fixing the light post Bruce’s parents died at)

Light

(Grayson #5)

Of

(Battle for the Cowl)

Everyone’s

(Grayson:Futures End)

Life

(Robin war #1)

He’s

(Convergence) 

Literally

(x)

The 

(Teen Titans vol 3 #6)

Peacemaker 

(x)

And

(Titans Hunt #2)

The

(x)

Heart

(x)

Of

(x)

The

(Titans #10)

DCU

(x) 

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I think we need to talk about the under appreciated Window Seat fandom

I mean really? With the book shelves?

It’s like an alcove of happiness.

You want a whole row of individual seats? Fine, here you go. 

Or how about a whole window bed for those snugglers out there.

Curtains.. Guys this one has curtains.

Seriously? This is basically a glass cube of bliss.

 You can even get them with corners! Not enough corners? Okay.

Ba-BAM!! Corners for cocooning. 

There’s also the Roman-esque themed seat for the historians out there. 

 If you don’t want to snuggle up in blankets with hot cocoa in this then I don’t even know why you’re on this planet. I mean dat stonework. 

This one’s an entire rectangle. Just imagine all the cuddling that could happen in there. It’s practically a fortress.

This one’s fucking curved okay? it’s just chillin, up of the ground, and curved for your lounging convenience. 

don’t like rectangles or square? Okay. Have a fucking trapezoid seat.

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So I've had the Gaston song from "Beauty and the Beast" stuck in my head so now I'm imagining it for Jason

Roy: gosh it disturbs me to see you Jason, with your sad looks and hunched head Most people probably want to be you Jason, despite the fact that you’ve been dead There’s no one around with a kill list like yours You’re my all time favorite guy Vigilantes are awed and inspired by you And it’s not very hard to see Whyyyyyyyyy-YYAAAAh No one’s sick like Jason Can throw bricks like Jason Nobody can catch on as quick as Jason There’s no batboy around half as muscly

Starfire: Perfect, this boy, our Jason

Roy: you can ask any hero or villain And they’ll tell you whose side that they’d rather be on

Batboys: No one’s dead like Jason Looks good in red like Jason

Roy: No one looks as good of a man as Jason

Jason: AS A ZOMBIE IM RATHER REJUVENATED

Roy: MY WHAT A GUY THIS JASON

Jason: I needed encouragement, thank you, my Roy

Roy: WELL THERES NO ONE AROUND THAT ID FUCK WITH SUCH JOY

Batboys: No one fights like Jason Shoots out lights like Jason

Roy: Batman’s even been put in a fright by Jason

Starfire: for there’s no one as handsome and vengeful

Jason: as you see I have guns out to spare

Roy: not a bit of him looks less than perfect

Jason: come by and I’ll show you what I have to share 😏😏😏😏

Batboys: no one’s fit like Jason Takes bigass shits like Jason

Roy: no one can aim cherry pits like Jason

Jason: I CAN WEAPONIZE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

Batboys: more guns for Jason!!

Jason: when I was a boy I was beaten to death by a clown who was crazy as hell But then I came back and I’m sort of an ass, but to be honest I turned out real wellllllll

Batboys: my what a nut that Jason No one shoots like Jason Wears nice boots like Jason

Roy: As a kid nobody could loot like Jason

Jason: I USE BATMAN’S OLD TIRES FOR MY DECORATING

All: my what a guy, JASONNNNNNNNNN

This parody is 100% my original work :)

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So I've had the Gaston song from "Beauty and the Beast" stuck in my head so now I'm imagining it for Jason

Roy: gosh it disturbs me to see you Jason, with your sad looks and hunched head Most people probably want to be you Jason, despite the fact that you’ve been dead There’s no one around with a kill list like yours You’re my all time favorite guy Vigilantes are awed and inspired by you And it’s not very hard to see Whyyyyyyyyy-YYAAAAh No one’s sick like Jason Can throw bricks like Jason Nobody can catch on as quick as Jason There’s no batboy around half as muscly

Starfire: Perfect, this boy, our Jason

Roy: you can ask any hero or villain And they’ll tell you whose side that they’d rather be on

Batboys: No one’s dead like Jason Looks good in red like Jason

Roy: No one looks as good of a man as Jason

Jason: AS A ZOMBIE IM RATHER REJUVENATED

Roy: MY WHAT A GUY THIS JASON

Jason: I needed encouragement, thank you, my Roy

Roy: WELL THERES NO ONE AROUND THAT ID FUCK WITH SUCH JOY

Batboys: No one fights like Jason Shoots out lights like Jason

Roy: Batman’s even been put in a fright by Jason

Starfire: for there’s no one as handsome and vengeful

Jason: as you see I have guns out to spare

Roy: not a bit of him looks less than perfect

Jason: come by and I’ll show you what I have to share 😏😏😏😏

Batboys: no one’s fit like Jason Takes bigass shits like Jason

Roy: no one can aim cherry pits like Jason

Jason: I CAN WEAPONIZE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

Batboys: more guns for Jason!!

Jason: when I was a boy I was beaten to death by a clown who was crazy as hell But then I came back and I’m sort of an ass, but to be honest I turned out real wellllllll

Batboys: my what a nut that Jason No one shoots like Jason Wears nice boots like Jason

Roy: As a kid nobody could loot like Jason

Jason: I USE BATMAN’S OLD TIRES FOR MY DECORATING

All: my what a guy, JASONNNNNNNNNN

This parody is 100% my original work :)

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Dick Grayson is a Goddamn Dork™ ACTUAL CANONS

1. The discowing suit. I mean, really?

2. Canonically was responsible for naming the batarangs, the Batmobile, and probably every other bat- thing in the cave.

3. Continued to defend those choices, even as Batman. “That’s a stupid name.” “You mean *awesome*.”

4. Little kid tries to punch him (as a cop!) and he responded by saying, “you’re throwing a punch wrong. Here, hit me again, like this”

5. Built an entire secret room in his apartment for vigilante purposes, still leaves his Nightwing suit in a heap on the ground next to his bed where Goddamn anyone can see it

6. Puts his fingers up by his head so that thugs who see his shadow will think he’s Batman

7. When deciding what to call his new a batarang equipment, unironically decided to call them “wing-dings”

8. Is honestly flattered when supervillains compliment his butt

9. “That would make them nunjas.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME GRAYSON THEY’RE POINTING GUNS AT YOU IS NOW *REALLY* THE BEST TIME TO PUN

10. Does not bother to park the Batwing or even bring it low, flings himself out of it from 1,000 feet up because *aesthetic*

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The citizens of Gotham City have started to leave care packages on top of buildings for the Batfam. Some of them include:

- First Aid Kits -Drawings from little kids -Thank you letters -The occasional hand knit sweater

Bruce mostly leaves them alone because he knows eventually someone will utilize it for evil. But once he caught a little girl watching from her window, so he picked up the box and waved.

Dick immediately puts on the sweaters. And wears them on patrol when he’s in the area during winter.

Jason has started to make little animal wood carvings to leave for kids. He often gets notes requesting hippos.

Tim trips over them half the time. But had Alfred write nice thank you notes (On the off chance someone would recognize his handwriting)

Damian usually avoids them like his father, but when someone made a #1 Robin friendship bracelet, he scanned it in the cave for safety reasons, then tucked it into his belt to have it always.

Bonus:

*Clark in a food coma laying on top of a building in Metropolis, covered in pink frosting from “thank you” cupcakes.*

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Damian: so you’re telling me to…kill people with kindness?

Dick: yeah, that’s right.

Damian: so i should kill them with what, a teddy bear? Because i could totally do that, choking them with it that could-

Dick: i don’t think you fully understand the meaning…

Jason: let the boy continue, Dick, i sort of like where this is going.

Tim: of course you do.

Damian: see, i could use the stuffing of the tedd-

Dick: no! no one is killing anyone with a teddy bear!

Stephanie: that’s very viable actually.

Jason: after choking them with the stuffing can we shoot them? ya’ know, to be certain.

Dick: i live in a family of psychopaths.

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Imagine....

You’re captured in Black Manta’s HQ and one of the manta troopers are flirting with you. But your necklace that Nightwing gave you before you were kidnapped has a mini camera and tracking device. So he’s watching the guard flirt with you while breaking an object in his hands.

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Reblog to make a point!

My dad thinks just because I am a women that I am not qualified or not strong enough to do a “mens job”. He still thinks that man can and have to work like man and women have to work like women…in a kitchen or as a assistant. He refuses to help or let me work where I want to. Please reblog, like or comment this to help me make a point clear. WOMEN ARE STRONG AND MORE THAN QUALIFIED.

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You’ll miss the magic of these good old days

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Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral!

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MASTERLIST

updated: 2/21/17

a/n: Woopdie dooooo

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Random Chats:

Dunked on  ❖ Punz  ❖ Cool Puns  ❖ Oh, Look it’s me  ❖ Candy  ❖ True Story

Stories/Head-cannons:

- Dick Grayson -

S/O introducing Friends to Dick  ❖ Understand that, Grayson. (Part 1) (Part 2)  ❖ HUGS!  ❖ Last Christmas  ❖ Shy  ❖ Pajamas  ❖ Friends  ❖ I Fall In Love Too Easily (Part 1) (Part 2)

- Jason Todd -

A Night Sky  ❖ I’m just your problem  ❖ Falling In What? (Part 1) (Part 2)  ❖ Last Christmas  ❖ Cliches  ❖ I thought (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)  ❖ Late Nights  ❖ Losing You

- Tim Drake -

Sleep  ❖ We’re kinda the same  ❖ Excuses  ❖ Studying

- Damian Wayne -

Intruder  ❖ I’m not cute or short. ❖  Team Up  ❖ Flying Together  ❖ Happiness

- Peter Parker-

Squirrels ❖ Spidergirl

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Reblog if you have stretch marks

My best friend was in tears today because she has stretch marks and she doesn’t believe me that literally 99.9% of the population have them and I’m trying to show her it’s okay