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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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changing your bedsheets is a full contact sport if you're bad enough at it

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Timmys

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there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

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employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

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No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40's. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30's. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.

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tiny feline friends

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Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

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Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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my seven 😭🫶

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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just the usual

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well well well if it isn’t august slipping away

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