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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

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"I'm always saying this" --me when I've never been saying this

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This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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Tried new hairstyles for him 💕 A bit messy yet elegant. By the way there are new skincolors available in-game. Lord Cytharats is now as close as it´ll ever be O.O ✨

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It's time to restore justice.

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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Today's Seal Is: Now See Her Polite

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It looked like someone didn't want to get out of bed.

I really, really want to see some new Tarkrennic content in Andor 2🥺…

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why is it so comforting to know that even in 40/50s lesbians will always have the most unhinged lesbian drama

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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny

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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up