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Sisters of Dorothy: making straight girls lesbians

Friends of Dorley: making straight guys gay

This popped into my head and I had to write it out

What would the other two squares be though?

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@entities-of-posts Buried, possible corruption

Today is worm Wednesday. I will be turning into a worm and abandoning this life to burrow into the soft moist dirt. Goodbye!

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Everything passes

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HALLWAY DOOR

You see the hallway reflected in a glass door leading outside at night.

Spiral: you walk into the hall without thinking. It's how you remember, but memories from so long ago. Why is your art hanging on the walls?

Lonely: you don't see your reflection. There is nobody here. Why did you leave them?

Stranger: you don't see your reflection. There is someone else. Why are they better?

Desolation: you don't see your reflection. There is a long lost loved one. When will this grief end?

Eye: you glance up. Your reflection was already staring. Do they know what you'd rather not?

Slaughter: you glance up. Your reflection meets your eyes with a murderous rage. Why does seeing your face always fill you with the same?

Dark: you do not see a reflection. The night tries to push in. Doesn't your sight hurt?

Corruption: The glass is filthy. Everyone says it's crawling. What does it mean that you're the only one who can't see it?

Flesh: In your reflection you see blood across your face. You see blood pooling around your feet. Does it actually matter if harm's not the intention?

Web: there is a cobweb on the outside. You are told to clean it. Why does it hurt to obey?

Buried: The dirt outside buries the door. You can't get out. Can you dig yourself out of your own path?

Hunt: A thing stands down the hall. You start to run. Haven't you always been running in place?

Vast: the moon is massive tonight. You could fall into the blackness forever. You've fallen into every facet of your life, why not this one?

End: you open the doors. It's time to go home. Are you supposed to feel dead inside every night?

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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Do you have a trollsona?

If this post gets. Idk. 50 notes. I'll draw my trollsona and post her

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Do you have a trollsona?

If this post gets. Idk. 50 notes. I'll draw my trollsona and post her

[samanthaaphrodite]

Do you have a trollsona?

If this post gets. Idk. 50 notes. I'll draw my trollsona and post her

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five laps at freddy's gameplay

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So at what point did people forget that "transvestigating" refers to "conspiracy theorists measuring celebrities' nose bridges and waist-to-hip ratios with digital calipers to 'prove' that every single person in the public eye is secretly transgender and was 'inverted' by the J- sorry um. by The Global Elites" and not "a trans person finds an internet comic relatable"

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I thought you were a bee, not a cat

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2/19/2025

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Hey you! Did your autistic transfem friend make a social blunder without realizing it? Then it's imperative that you never tell her about it so that she can try to learn and change the behavior, and instead slowly stop talking to her as much until she's trying to continue conversations after having still not heard from you for weeks, watching her spirits slowly break down and die as she realizes yet another person she trusted dislikes her without ever knowing why. It's imperative to do this so that you make it harder for her to seek relationships, by extension causing her to self-isolate even more than she already does. She's obviously not isolated enough since everyone loves autistic people, transfems, and especially autistic transfems. Bonus points if you've bore witness, in real time, to this exact same thing happening to her several times already, and seen how depressed and closed-off it makes her. Nothing could ever go wrong by doing this.

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Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

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for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

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What if I just. Never took the cat ears off

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top ten most fuckable shapes