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the first tumblrina pope

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notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

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So do all the popes share a Steam account or does the new one have to buy his own copy of undertale?

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saturday already. my one precious life.

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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

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Spilled Milk, c. 1882, by Alfred-Arthur Brunel de Neuville

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I don't think the new pope will be able to top comparing trans women to nuclear weapons or trying to sound hip by saying the Italian equivalent of "faggot" but we'll have to see

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igual ninguna torta es mejor que la otra las lesbianas no son objetos para mi #mujeres

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VOTEN RED VELVET PARA VER PORNO GAY!!!!!!! #loveislove

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para que sepan amo la carrot cake y la red velvet son mis tortas favoritas no caigan ante la propaganda de este individuo aca dejo receta

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ya que nos gusta armar quilombo por comida, cuál es el peor alfajor (gusto, tipo o marca)?