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"Why do you want to be a boy when you're such a pretty girl?" Why do you want to play another game when you already beat the last one? You fucking casual

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Doomscrolling Save Point

hey relax for a second and watch the cat

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

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were you really planning on scrolling past without saying 'pspspsps'?

Team Rocket's Meowth IR illus. Shimaris Yukichi

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that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them

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they did it yall they let the chef baras love and appreciate each other physically. W for the gays, these two are about to go wrestle with each other when no ones looking.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pocket Monsters: Black 2 & White 2 | Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 Versions, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nobori | Ingo/Nobori | Ingo, Hisui!Ingo/BW!Ingo Characters: Nobori | Ingo, Hisui Nobori | Ingo, Pokemon BW Nobori | Ingo Additional Tags: Selfcest, H!Ingo is BW!Ingo's ancestor, Ancestor/Descendant Incest (not homestuck!), Top H!Ingo, Bottom BW!Ingo, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Age Difference, Outdoor Sex, may-december relationship, Trans Nobori | Ingo, BW!Ingo is trans, Phalloplasty, Gender Dysphoria, First Time Bottoming, German Name for H!Ingo Series: Part 3 of Sands of Time (Reversed Hisui AU) Summary:

During a quiet afternoon, Hin and Ingo try something new.

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Trans guys get to be feminine by the way. Trans guys get to be gnc. Trans guys get to be femboys.

Manhood isn't incompatible with femininity. It's not even incompatible with womanhood.

Assuming that trans mascs must hate and reject all femininity if they really are men is supporting toxic masculinity.

Hinting that they're still in some way women (if they've expressed that's not part of their gender) and/or straight if they're into men simply because they're gnc is transphobic.

If cis men can be feminine, so can trans men and being feminine does not automatically mean you want to be/are a woman.

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Arven from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

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just started playing this game joly shit arvn i love u. big fan of his very obvious attachment disorder

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me & my malware #mymalware 💖

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New summer clothing and other items have been added to the US Pokemon Center site!

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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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I just thought about that one time in middle school when two girls tried to bully me by telling me that I was so flat chested my male cousin had a bigger chest than me and I got really happy and thanked them and bragged to my friends about it and in hindsight I don’t know how everyone didn’t know I was trans before I did because I don’t even think I was in the closet, I think I was just staring out an open window thinking no one going by could see me