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Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

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Every time I hear someone talk about how nurses are evil I just think abt the myriad posts abt how service workers should legally be able to maim customers because The Public is stupid. & it's the same impulse! The only difference is, ig, that ppl expect nurses to be nurturing and compassionate so when they aren't a bottomless well of motherly kindness they slate them as evil, whilst when a drive through employee is rude ppl are like ohhh understandable theyve had a long day doing a thankless job for little pay. Entitlement beats out empathy, and all that.

yep �� same underlying issue driving behavior, but one group is a Tumblr Protected Class and the other should just tolerate endless abuse with a cheerful smile

there's something there about gender too but let's just pretend i articulated it well here

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happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine

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To this day this is still my favorite edit I have ever made

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They are so gay I love them sm

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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

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being trans level 2 involves having a gender you reserve specifically for cis people and then breaking out the good actual gender around other trans people like it's fine chine

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coworkers: have any fun plans for the weekend?

me:

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Julian confiding in Garak that he’s really fucked up about torturing Sloan and Sloan killing himself and Garak having to dig his hand into his thigh until he starts bleeding to try and control how horny he’s getting at the thought of Julian torturing someone.

Garaks internal monologue: it shouldve been me. it shouldve been me. it shouldve been me. it shouldve been me. it shouldve been me.

He wants Bashir to break him so bad it makes him look stupid. The idea of Bashir doing all that merticulous planning, being that ruthless, being violent enough to rip a man apart more efficiently than even Garak is capable of. It wouldve been the kink that broke through the queercoding wall

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HE'S SO INSUFFERABLE <333

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I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

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Cardassian self-expression

Do goth Cardassian women color their spoons (dunno what else to call them) black?

I think it would be cool to see more counterculture as the government becomes less strict on self-expression (or at least less dangerous towards nonconformity). Some teenager with a bright red forehead spoon daring someone to confront her.

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i saw the original and blacked out, and when I woke up I had created this

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The thing with statistics - via