samevans-wmu

[samevans-wmu]

UNSENT DRUNK TEXTS 📱 TO SAM

date: 14th February, 2024. (after this interaction)

FRANNIE: [unsent] Realistically, when my heart is beating like this, I know that my brain has sent a signal to my adrenal glands (which are two little hormone-producing organs that sit on top of your kidneys!). My biology loving soul KNOWS that it produces a small boost of our favorite hormone, adrenaline. And I KNOW it moves via your bloodstream directly to your heart, where its action is to temporarily make your heart beat faster. FRANNIE: [unsent] All of this, I know. It's biology 101, the easiest and the first thing you learn, pretty much. FRANNIE: [unsent] And yet, ever since we...you know, shared that moment, I can't help or control the way my body is reacting to you every single time we just so happen to share the same space as one another. FRANNIE: [unsent] It's like biology is mocking me right now, or making fun of the fact that I, too, am a total weakling to the butterflies, the heart beating quicker than usual...heck, even the inability to think straight around you. FRANNIE: [unsent] My lips are swollen. So much so that they're tingling, a little, and I absolutely had to use double the amount of lip gloss this morning to cover it up. FRANNIE: [unsent] My professor told me today after class that I looked happy. I want to say I wasn't sure how or why or what gave that impression, but I'd be a liar. I can't stop just...smiling. Small smiles, at the littlest of things. I know it's because of you and the...burst of life that you've lit through me. FRANNIE: [sent] Hey, Sammy! How was class today? Would you like me to grab you a smoothie on the way home?

[samevans-wmu]

Lurch!

Stop being a fuddy-duddy in bed, we're going to paint mugs.

Come carry me then, Lurch. I’m still weak.

[samevans-wmu]

They'll probably say "fuck you" before dive bombing right into your eye! The jerks.

If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?

Definitely moths. They already have ruuuuude as fuck behaviour so I'm gonna put my money on them.

[samevans-wmu]

What happened on this booze cruise?! Was it the one with the gondola looking boats because Frannie and I so did that the night before the big storm!

Best memory from the trip

Booze cruise, for obvious reasons.

@limalatina

[samevans-wmu]

{ PRIVATE }

YOU KNOW... I did read somewhere, after the whole me forgetting my birthday fiasco, that it's not uncommon for first born kids to not put as much importance behind their own special day as they focus on everyone elses. You're my girl, babe. Of course I'm gonna think about it.

Why does your dad have an apartment in another city? Why doesn't he just get a hotel room...? Is he stepping out on your mom?

{ PRIVATE }

I just...usually I'm the one in the family to be the organised one and remember important dates. Perhaps it's an older sibling trait. It's incredibly sexy that you're thinking about my birthday, you know that, right?

Spending the weekend away sounds perfect, actually. Daddy has a really cute apartment in Cleveland that he uses whenever he's working away in this city, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to let us stay there for the weekend

[samevans-wmu]

Not drunk at all! Just was wondering if it's really what it's all about. And what exactly is the hokey pokey? It's asking to put a whole lot of body parts in and out...

Is the hokey pokey REALLY what it’s all about?

So, can I ask....how drunk were you when you asked me this?

[samevans-wmu]

{ PRIVATE }

Why do you sound surprised?? And me forgetting my own birthday doesn’t count! 😘

{ PRIVATE } Woke up this morning thinking about how much I want us to go on a trip together. Just me and you. Especially for your birthday. SO! Totally gonna throw this out there and you can say heck no since it’s YOUR birthday weekend but what if we spend the weekend in Cleveland and take Monday (your actual birthday off) and find a quiet spot in Lima to watch the total solar eclipse? I got glasses for us!

{ PRIVATE }

Good Morning to you, too! First of all - you remembered my birthday?

[samevans-wmu]

[samevans-wmu]

{ PRIVATE }

You wanting us to try different things is pretty damn hot, babe. Not gonna lie though us talking about this while I'm in class isn't the best thing for me. Serves me right for messaging instead of paying attention to the prof. There was this talk we had awhile back about bringing food into the mix. Thinking we can totally make that happen. I can eat it off your beautiful naked body while you're blindfolded with your hands and cuffed to the bed.

{ PRIVATE }

I've not really been able to stop thinking about it. We should experiment with different ideas more. Unless there's something else you had in mind? Because I'm all ears, babe.

[samevans-wmu]

NO, I was asking WHAT DRINKS were you bringing!! Okay, soda sounds good. See you soon with 20 pizza rolls!

hahahahah That makes more sense! Can't wait to see you, man.

Do you play games? I've got Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat if you wanna play that while we hang.

[samevans-wmu]

{ PRIVATE }

I bet you are.

Oh yeah? Thinking 'bout us revisiting what we did the other night?

{ PRIVATE }

Is that a threat or a promise? Because I think I'm very happy with either.

My place. Bring your tie, please.

[samevans-wmu]

Let's meet at your dorm so we can share these 20 pizza rolls!!! What drinks?

Are you asking what drinks are?

Because I said in my other message to ya that I'll bring them! Figured I'll bring some soda or pop if that's you're used to calling it

[samevans-wmu]

[samevans-wmu]

{ PRIVATE } Sending you a boop on the nose. On the forehead. On the cheek. On the hand. And a boop on your lips. And other places I can't quite specify while in class... 😉 Happy April First!

{ Private } I’ll totally boop your brains out later today 😉😂😂 Don’t think I’ll ever view the word boop in the same way after that.

Meet at your place or mine after my gym sesh?

[samevans-wmu]

What's something that can always calm you down?

It’s a few somethings actually. Dogs. You throw me into a cuddle pile with ‘em and I forget all my worries for awhile. A trip to the gym or run around campus helps, too. I tend to get right to that after my last class. Talking to Frannie helps in a big way too. She’s got this kind of magical calming ability and after a few minutes of getting to what’s bugging me she makes me feel a helluva lot better.

@wmufranniefabray

[samevans-wmu]

Hi SAM!! I made 20 pizza rolls just for you!

No way!!! Where we meeting?!

Since you’re providing the rolls I’ll bring the drinks!

[samevans-wmu]

PM: No, I don’t think that would’ve gone over well… She only asked me about it because you talk about my body in a way that made her realize there must’ve been more between us.

Honestly I’m a little surprised you still think about it. I thought you’ve probably had wayyy hotter sex with guys WAY more experienced than me.

PM: Sorry I didn’t mention it. Just when she said you lied about it I wasn’t sure it was something you were trying to forget happened so I just let it be.