samiisntcool

[samiisntcool]

just watched top gun: maverick for the second time and i just wanna let all you fellow bob lovers know that after the mission he dances and im literally falling in love so much

[samiisntcool]

as an eldest daughter, shit… as a king lear enjoyer, hell yeah brother 😎

after a brief hiatus I am back on my uquiz bullshit, ft. which depressed character from Shakespeare are you? (link in reblogs)

[samiisntcool]

Mamma Mia from the famed jukebox musical Mamma Mia!, sung by Meryl Streep, except from the perspective of Bill, Sam, and Harry inside the goat house.

[samiisntcool]

What the inside of my head is like:

Homosexuals GLOOORY GLOOOOO women with children OORY short insomniacs GLOOORY and a teeny tiny band GLOOOOOOOORYY he had wealth and pelf and name and fame and all of that noise but daddy’s kissing boys! (petty petty petty petty) I wanna speak with Whizzer (speak with whom?) with Whizzer (with Whizzer?) Pippin, think about the sun

[samiisntcool]

I thought you guys might like this.

[samiisntcool]

musical proshots appreciation: falsettos

[samiisntcool]

I CANT LET HIM GO, HE ASKED ME TO PROM

AHHHH MY FRIENDS JUST POINTED THIS OUT TO ME but my crush is a younger, more outgoing version of Adam and I can't stop seeing it. He's going to join the marines, he's a brilliant actor (he is playing Odysseus in the odyssey and we work very well together in the advanced theater class) and he looks very similar to him. IM GONNA CRY

Okay, hear me out: hes a parallel universe Adam Driver accidentally sent to this universe because a bad guy built a supercollider. Together: he, Dadam Briber, Annette Driver, a black and white Adam Driver, Anime Driver (and her robot Adam in a giant suit) and a cartoon pig Flip Zimmerpig must save New York and return to their relative dimensions. In the process, they all glitch out a bit and they will all find they have many talents (Oscar winning, etc)

In the end, Adam Driver will succeed and your crush will have to go back to his own dimension, where a version of you waits for him to return

This idea is totally original and definitely not inspired by recent bOX OFFICE MOVIes

tldr: your crush is from another dimension. You gotta let him go

[samiisntcool]

Keep laughing. You'll be working for ME for anutha thery seven yeeeas

some of you have never seen any of the barbie movies and it shows

[samiisntcool]

Tgwdlm as The Good Place quotes!

Paul:

Emma:

Charlotte:

Zoey:

Ted:

Ted again:

Bill:

Alice as a gen z:

Professor Hidgens:

All of Jeff’s many characters:

[samiisntcool]

I SECOND THIS

The fact that Joey Richter can play the biggest asshole and i still love his character says something about me

[samiisntcool]

Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

[samiisntcool]

[samiisntcool]

New Alternative Bands You Have to Listen to:

The Amazons 🌿 (new favorite album that isn’t weird electronic shit) Spring King 👑 (whole album is throwback punk I love it) Paris Youth Foundation 🗼 (new but amazing) Blossoms 🌸 (literally every song is a bop) Catfish and the Bottlemen 🐠 (dance/laugh/cry/get horny = listening to this british band) Sundara Karma 🌞 (stick your head out the car window and sing at the top of your lungs music) The Hunna 🌑 (good pop-punk stuff) The Drums 🥁 (funky/ good guitar riffs/ clap along music) High Tyde 🌊 (danceable, light indie) Sjowgren ⭐️ (one of my favorite bands and they only have 5 songs out…) Coast Modern 🌈 (more electronic indie, lots of bops) The Shelters 🛤 (EARLY 2000s ALTERNATIVE IS NOT DEAD!!!) Declan McKenna ☘️ (meaningful, heartfelt lyrics that restores your faith in teenage boys and music) The Lemon Twigs 🍋 (mix of new indie and 60’s music…it’s interesting but so good) Made Violent 🔪 (also restores my faith in alternative and punk) RIVVRS ⚓️ (catchy songs, even greater music videos) Mainland 🏝 (JUST LISTEN TO “OUTCAST”. JUST DO IT) Waterparks 🎡 (if you want new and improved 2017 emo music this is for you)   The Delta Riggs ⚫️ (the BEST funky alternative) The Dose 💊 (90’s vibe… it’s good stuff) Microwave 🎛 (no microwave emoji stop judging me but SUCH an underrated band) The Orwells 📖 (best thing about this band are the cool unique drum beats in every song) Moose Blood 🔥 (upbeat, fun alternative) Circa Waves 🌊 (summer vibes with first album, second album is more rock) Tobias Jesso Jr 🌓 (more acoustic indie, extreme Beatles vibe) Diamond Rugs 💎 (fast paced, upbeat alternative that’s going to be stuck in your head all day) Hippo Campus 🌼 (traditional indie, easy going)

[samiisntcool]

Off-Camera Adam SNL Moments

A couple between-skit/Bts moments have stuck with me so let me share…

- I already mentioned how one woman would run up and grab his hand after every skit to hustle him off to change costumes, but can’t stress how cute it was to see him running around with her, like 2 feet taller and holding hands

- Wardrobe people took a second adjusting his suit before the coffee shop skit. It was literally someone’s job to touch his chest fixing the necklace so it laid right. Also this skit happened directly in front of me and omg whenever he stood up - That silk shirt under the jacket fit veryyy nicely and accented how broad he is and I STILL can’t get over the little ponytail. And they only showed it briefly on the broadcast but the makeout with Cecily Strong was FULL ON

-Sometimes he’d be in his mark already, while people around him prepped final things. People would come tell him something or he’d ask a question and he’d bend down to listen super attentively with an almost concerned expression like “omg gotta make sure I listen and get this just right”

- Every time he was in casual clothes (intro’ing Kanye twice, the closing goodbye) they were all dark from head to toe and he looked damn STUNNING. (Probably hence why I lost all self-control and shouted out my love to him :’)) Dear god, before the goodbyes, he was the first one on stage and just stood there for a good minute with his hands in his pockets watching the camera and just….. Damn. Tall and the perfect mix of lean/buff and that HAIR and just. Damn.

- I mentioned this before too but before the phone shop skit that got cut, he stood there for a minute in that red polo shirt that granted us the holy gift of his arms and pecs, and while he stood there looking really focused or preparing himself or whatever, he hand-combed his hair back several times and it was one of the most divine things I will ever witness.

-When Adam and the whole cast gathered on stage for the goodbyes, Adam and Kanye were at the front of the stage together and shared what seemed like a slightly stilted handshake. Honestly, all the props to Adam after Kanye was so disrespectful to him leading up to the show. It was so weird and surreal seeing them standing together, like you could not have two more completely different people.

- While Kanye did his third song at the end, Adam stepped off stage but was still visible standing right next to it. He was chatting a little bit with some of the SNL cast, then leaned against a wall next to him much like this pose:

And looked like a damn snacc model. I can’t imagine anything more striking and tall and swoon-worthy. Like halfway through the song Adam walked towards the back of the studio floor to talk with a few tech-looking people. A couple seconds later Kanye started going “Hands up hands up” to the crowd and Adam, being the gracious professional he is, turned back to the stage and spent like 30 seconds doing big claps over his head that were an awkward, charming gift to witness :’)

[samiisntcool]

Hey, so I'm currently in high school and we are doing starlight exptess. Sooo I have a dilemma. I love my techies to death, but they are just horrible at listeners. when the actors are on skates, trying to learn the choreography and trying not to fall on their faces, they throw screws around, swordfight and put trash everywhere on the stage. That is a HUGE safety hazard to the actors. And when the adults yell at them, they lose respect and make everything worse by doing the exact opposite of 1/2

Doing what they tell them. And they eat the snacks that the actors brought. Without permission might I add. To be honest they are a huge nuisance and don’t listen. How can I reprimand them without losing my respect? 2/2

Hi there,

Given you are in High School tell a teacher or the principal if your teacher won’t listen. If tech crew did things like that in the professional world they’d get fired. Safety is number one in theatre and at this point safety is more important than losing the respect of your crew. If you’re crew won’t respect you for asking for basic safety procedures and protocol than you don’t need to worry about them liking you, because in that situation, YOU are in the right for enforcing safety. If things keep continuing, keep following up with teachers, principals etc. I’ve seen Stage Managers call in ‘back up’ in the professional world from higher ups when they need assistance so there is no shame in doing so.

Stay safe.

Any followers have advice?

[samiisntcool]

How to be a good Audience member:

1. Show up ON TIME

2. Be seated at a maximum of 5 minutes before the show. (With your dang phones OFF)

3. Don’t play games on your phone during the show (I have actually seen this from the booth)

4. If the intermission is 15 minutes. Be back in your seat in 12

5. After the show LEAVE. Don’t stay seated in your seat talking for 15 minutes. Crew is waiting on you to clean up.

6. Thank your ushers and your crew.

7. Appreciate that for about every 1 person on stage there is about 3 or 4 back stage working on the production in one way or another. Even if they aren’t crew theres designers, production managers, Technical directors, Master electricians etc. To make the show you saw work beautifully and make it a positive experience

8. Be nice to the Theatre. Don’t leave trash behind (including your play bill) and don’t stick gum under the seats! 

9. Respect that other people are there to see the show too so don’t talk during the show!

10. Oh Yeah, you see that casual set of windows in the back of the theatre? That is the booth where the Stage Manager lives. We see everything. Every nose pick. Every time you start to fall asleep. We see you. We’re always watching.

[samiisntcool]

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))