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Just fucking make a country sized bathtub so we can all just drown in it

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Oh and it also smells like maple syrup

say it with me now..

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say it with me now..

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reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

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Relatable

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

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Ryan: Tell me, Shane. Exactly what you were doing before I got home.

Shane: Alright, well I was upstairs.

Ryan: Okay.

Shane: I was, I was sitting in my room.

Ryan: Yes.

Shane: Reading a book.

Ryan: Go on.

Shane: And uh, well this guy walked in.

Ryan: Okay.

Shane: So I went up to him.

Ryan: Yes.

Shane: And I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Ryan: Shane, that kills people!

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Better quality....Oki *clicks* wait....WTF

best fwiends!!

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Wow, is this what's in the dictionary under my name?

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Its all planned out

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

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Someone please help......

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Why did I read this in Sandy's voice? I need my eyes checked...Geez

me, a flower cowboy: what in carnation

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Ayyeee *awkwardly dabs, tripping over air*

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。you!! ｡ﾟ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⠀

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GIVE ME MY RESPECT NOW.

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Reblog if you love hearing your bias’ laugh.

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Its MY funeral I get to choose who gets buried!

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I'm here for you 🖤🖤

Can someone listen to me vent and stay with me because I’m fucking up badly and need someone to keep me grounded.

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Tumblr is just jealous sweetie

Ummm tumblr TUMBLR just got mad at me for uploading a “sexually explicit video”…… TUMBLR DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE KNOWN FOR? PORN MY FRIEND!