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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

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over on my post about Taylor Swift's enduring heterosexuality there's been a recent rash of people in the tags saying something to the effect of "obviously Taylor Swift is straight, no queer woman would date Matty Healy." which is frustrating, because white bisexual women date little shithead racist men all the time. having a racist boyfriend doesn't mean someone isn't really bisexual, it means that being queer doesn't prevent you from being racist. the thing that makes Taylor Swift straight is that she's straight, not that she's dated objectionable men.

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you guys love mean lesbians until theyre mean or theyre lesbians

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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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Therapypilled Sessionmaxxer

Logicpilled Chessmaxxer

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she has a uti

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theyre causin' problems :]

@pictureswithboxes, @musashi, @apricotmayonaise, & @mikokiara - original post

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I really fucking wish people would stop commenting on my appetite and then act affronted when I'm not pleased with their comment

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you aren’t a bad person for having “bad” teeth. you’re not less worthy of love or respect because your teeth are cracked/broken/crooked/discolored. ppl with “bad” teeth deserve better

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Jesus! An ankle ~

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wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep