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ME

i keep my fingers on the WASD keys even when i’m not gaming :l brain i’m not playing MC i’m literally browsing liftblr rn like cmon

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this b me everyday

seeing the group of blue haired girls set off the alarm walking out of target and continue walking like nothing happened

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goals tbh

Skincare

Hey guys so I was recently cleaning my room and I was organizing my skin care and while I was doing it I just realized how many products I have. I am so thankful because a year ago I had horrible skin and no self esteem back then I could only look at these products and wish that I could have them while the workers of those stores would look down on me . I’m just here to show you guys my collection not to show off but to show you guys that I found a way to feel pretty

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easy way. i’ve done this multiple times w different things n never got caught up w it, usually i’ll be wearing a baggier hoodie and the item won’t show thru

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The drop technique and my quick concealing method shown.

Drop technique notes: 1. Use a bag with a shoulder strap so you don’t have to think about where the handles are. You do not want to worry about getting your product tangled up in them. Another benefit of a shoulder strap bag is that there is no gap between the bag and your body (that the product could fall through). 2. Use a structured bag, so that if your product hits one of the sides (as my peanut butter & honey palette did!!), it falls inside anyway! Floppy purses are bad for this because your product can become unbalanced on the cloth if it hits the side, and end up on the floor. Cloth is just one more thing for the product to become tangled in. 3. See how the inside-tops of each side of my purse are angled slightly inward (toward the zipper)? These are your bumpers, babes. Like rails in Mario kart, these guide your product into the bag, so you don’t have to think about it at all. 4. I usually do something with my hand while doing this, as an excuse to move my arm and drop the product. Because I don’t touch my purse, it was clearly “just an accident” if I were to be caught. 5. Once this is done, immediately zip up your purse. Preferably do the concealment and zipping in a blindspot, or the closest thing to a blindspot as you can find. Also a great tip: walk into the store with your phone in a pocket. After dropping, place your phone into your purse and zip it up *without looking* at it.

Light speed conceal technique notes: 1. Hold the product in the hand on the opposite side of your body from your purse. Here, my purse is on my left and the product is in my right hand. I conceal it with my right hand. First, my left arm provides a little bit of cover. Second, it’s just a lot less obvious to me to have my right arm crossing in front of my body than it would be if I were bending my left arm to put the product in. I also like to use my left hand to hold my purse open if it’s a really big item (like I’m doing here; if it’s not a large item, I don’t do this). Third, it’s just a lot harder to do with the arm that’s next to the purse, IMO. Try both out, see what works best for you, and do so in front of a mirror. Practice, practice, practice. 2. Use only in what you are 200% sure is a blindspot. Also great for stores with no cams. 3. Use in clothing stores that count going into dressing rooms (conceal before you go in and detag in the dressing room). Again, be wary of cams. 4. Don’t do this with people around! Very advanced lifters probably are already using this technique to crowd conceal, but if you aren’t very advanced don’t do this anywhere near other people or only try it with *extreme* caution. Practice at home first!! For me, I often use my partner’s body to block others’ view of the side that my purse it on. Using a support beam, wall, or display on that side can also be helpful. I sometimes do it when I’m in a busy store and I’m 200% sure there is no one behind me and maybe one or two people in front of me, both facing away from me. The only reason I do it in these situations is because I’m also 200% sure I can conceal the item in less than 2 seconds (as shown here). If someone did turn to look at me after I’ve started to conceal, worst case scenario is that they see me with my hand in my purse. I’m pretty quick. 5. I often use this technique in makeup stores while holding 2 items. I only want to conceal one and the other is my decoy, which I hold on top of the thing I want. Then I cross my right arm over my body and pretend to look closer at something on a shelf (maybe reach out and grab something with my left hand and look at it), and only shove/drop one item in my purse. Then I’m still holding my decoy which I put somewhere random before leaving. It’s less sus in stores crowded with SAs. 6. Never ever EVER: do this in front of a camera, in front of another person, or on the floor in a store with very active and vigilant LP! Don’t do it! This method is CLEARLY intentional, unlike the drop technique. I have no cover or excuse for this if I get caught and neither do you. This is my favorite and most used technique, but it’s risky. Again, I only recommend this for the experienced and the entirely un-sus. I had a lot of experience before I ever tried concealing on the floor like this. Please be careful.

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Nothing better than going shopping with a friend and they’re like: OMG that’s so fucking pretty I really want it, why is it so expensive?!

And you’re like: Sure but silently you are screaming: bitch I just stole it thank me later

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legend

Hello there, just thought you'd like to know that I've informed the police about you and your 'lifting', Nowak. 905-454-3581 7 Heath Drive, Brampton, ON L6S 1E5, Canada :D

Good Try!! I always have my IP Address blocked so I can’t get doxxed.I have no idea how you got this address because spoiler!! I live in Toronto. Also, attempting to doxx a minor is illegal in Canada (I doxxed you but you are over 18 ;)…) and i have reported this to your local police.

You live in Newmarket Ontario Canada

More Specifically on York Regional RD 74

Want me to go into more detail?

IP Address- 184.146.164.154

Your service Provider- Bell Canada

You used Morzilla Firefox when asking me this question. (who still uses morzilla firefox anyway?)

You use windows 7 (wow you are old school) 

You also currently have my page open…

Im not gonna go into as much detail as you did because im not trying to get you spammed with calls. Also you said my last name is Nowak whch is a slavic last name and I’ll be pleased to inform you that I’m African…

Nice try, trying to combat shoplifting by doing something illegal is not a good idea. But nice try and if you informed the police of some random household in Brampton Ontario I am sorry in advance to them.

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YALL……… this is so funny

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TIP FOR MINORS

BODY CONCEAL

DO IT 

just shove the stuff u want down ur pants !!

the lp cant body search u!! ever !! 

if they touch u u can say they are assaulting you

while u are a minor body conceal as much as u can ! take advantage of this. they can search ur bag but not u !

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Tips on Getting Stopped, but not Caught

Lifting or not, people get stopped. You’ve probably been stopped before and never thought anything of it. If you get stopped and questioned, act just like you would if you hadn’t lifted a day in your life. Being polite, while feigning "offended" or "confused" is the easiest way to go. Alternatively, you could be b*tch about being hassled but that may not work for you personally or could be perceived as defensive (making it harder to backpeddle.) Find what works for you. Ultimately though in that moment, you are completely innocent by anyone's standards.

Stores that are “hands off” can’t physically stop you and be within policy. Any employee that isn't LP shouldn't be doing anything remotely close to stopping customers. When they do, deal either one of 2 ways; Either hold a receipt and project the impression of complying with their requests by giving them a closed mouth smile and nod while keeping pace, when they want to check a receipt or bags or something else, just act like its exactly what you’d if you weren’t lifting. Otherwise, walk briskly, showing no receipt, and shoot them a bothered look as if to say their accosting you is rude as is their desire to needlessly waste your time. Legally, SA’s and LP CAN NOT physically prevent you from leaving. They aren’t police, they can’t detain you.

If LP is stopping you, they're stopping you for a reason, so there's no point playing polite. When they stop you, they're either formally accusing you of shoplifting or they’re not. Call them out point-blank and ask "Are you accusing me of something?" Look them in the eye, press them for an answer, and don't let them skirt around it. Say "no" to any and all other requests. If they don't give you a straight answer & evade the question with something like "if you let us see your receipt we can clear this up", don't waste time. Say "no thanks" and walk away. If they touch you, treat it as assault . If they’re accusing of lifting, ask them for the details of what they're accusing you of having lifted, or tell them to call the police and WALK THE FUCK AWAY. If they're going to tackle you, they're going to tackle you, nothing you do will change that. Better them getting an assault charge than you getting a theft charge.

Don't get sucked into the game of "follow me" to the side/office, and empty out your bag", don’t let them inspect your belongings or receipt. I read a post by a former LP who said he couldn't believe how people just blindly complied with any LP request; e.g. "empty out your pockets" - they did, "let me see your purse" - "yes sir" then he went on to say "As LP, I repeat, we have no authority. All we can do is ask you and hope for your cooperation. If they had the authority to search you, they wouldn't be asking. They have no more right to inspect you than a private citizen. LP are good a faking authority, and this works most of the time because people fear authority. To get rid of the fear, disassociate LP from authority. They bullshit people and it works as if the police had done it. You can't let them get to you. Stay safe

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A cute lil hiding spot…

I have no idea what you could hide in there……🤣……..but its a pretty good spot a created.

All you need is a small box, glue, scissors and a largeish bag of pads. enjoy❤️

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I found this website, it’s called loss prevention media and has all kinds of articles by lp about lifters.

In this article they talk about behavioural cues, make sure to not do what they find suspicious!

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Let’s Get Something Straight

Good Reasons To L!ft: 

you need adrenaline/serotonin/dopamine etc. 

you’re poor asf and you want nice things

you have a mental illness and this is a non-harmful coping mechanism

you’re an anarchist/activist and want to fuck up chains

you genuinely like doing it for yourself

Reasons to NEVER FUCKING L!FT:

for the vine/tiktok/notes/likes/clout 

as revenge against someone in particular

because you were pressured into doing it by somebody else

Seriously y’all. There are lots of good reasons to l!ft shit. There are lots of safe ways to do it. But please remember that this shit is ILLEGAL and you can get ARRESTED FOR IT. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE GET BIG HAULS JUST FOR THE CLOUT. PLEASE BE SMART. 

THANK

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someone prolly made this meme befor.

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From someone who works retail...

Sales associates taking clothes into fitting rooms:

If we ask to take ur clothes into the fitting room ALWAYS say yes the first time and don’t hide anything in them (aka double hanging) bc then we’ll be sus

Just let us take that first group of clothes, bc if we ask you a second time just say smth like “no I’m still deciding if I want these”

Letting us take the first group of clothes,even if it’s a small number, puts so much more trust into you from an employees pov

From there you can grab just a shit ton of clothes (not a crazy amount but you get it) and just go into ur room. From there since you have quite a few clothes to “try on” they won’t bother you rly.

Taking off tags in a quiet store:

If you find yourself in a dead silent store or a store that has quieter music in fitting rooms (most stores do this so we can hear you removing tags) either ft a lifting friend who is outside and do random “do you like this” or “does this make me look pale” talk or record yourself talking and edit it so your voice is a little deeper and also edit the FaceTime connecting sound to make it more believable.

All SA HATE when people are talking on the phone so find that sweet spot of being just annoying to make them walk away and loud enough that you can’t hear the pop of the tags <3

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Methods I Use

Tied Sleeves: I get a jacket or sweater and tie the sleeves and proceed to fill them with shit.

Pants: I shove things like face masks, jeans, etc. in the waist band of my pants while i have a loose shirt or hoodie on.

Pockets: I put little things on my hoodie or jeans pockets

Phone Method: I have a video of this on my dash, basically i conceal something behind my phone and either put it in my bag or hoodie pocket.

Tackle Box: Good for Wälmärt or any place that sells these and other things you’d like to snatch. Me and an old friend (years ago) would go into Wälmärt and get a tackle box while speaking about “our dads fishing trip” as to not seem sus. We would take out the interior organizer and fill it up with makeup, chargers, etc. The. go to self checkout and press don’t want to bag. It will read up as overweight. We got a bunch of shit from this and we only had to pay $5 for the box. We would always return the box and get our $5 back.

On Body: I will put on clothes under my clothes. Shirts under my hoodie/ shirt, shorts under my jeans, etc.

Sleeve: I will shove small things such as lip gloss, etc. in my sleeve and into my pocket or shopping bag.

Shopping Bag: I carry a big Äëröpöstälë or F21 bag with me so I can drop things in.

Waist Trainer: I’ll wear this under a hoodie or sweatshirt, get what i want, and conceal in the fitting room by wrapping the item(s) around myself and tightening the waist trainer! This has helped me get four hoodies and conceal a bunch of smaller items already. It’s super easy as well since you can just slide things up between your stomach and trainer.

Sports Bra: I always wear one since it secures my magnet and can compress items. There have been times where I’d wear a hoodie with this (back when I didn’t have a waist trainer) and fold a shirt, to stick it halfway under my sports bra and (if it’s long enough or still showing through) tuck it into my pants.

Phone Method #2: This is to check for cameras. Act like you’re taking a selfie or video and boom, you know where the cams are. This is pretty widespread on here, but I thought I’d just include it.

Mirrors: You can also use the mirrors that are already in the store (body mirrors or the face mirrors like in Ültä) and adjust them so that it can show you any cams but also act like you’re checking your hair/face/outfit.

I will barely ever use my purse to keep shit in unless i have absolutely no space in my other bags or on body. I also will only put things in my purse after i’m out the store, in the bathroom. Even then i make sure the item is covered by something black (the purse lining is black) so you can’t tell. I’ve never been stopped. Only been sussed at Lülü (theyre sus of everyone 20 under) and Lüsh (after being a bit sloppy). Be careful! Hope you guys find this helpful. I believe it’s really helpful to avoid touching or going in your purse while snatching up some goodies (to avoid suspicion), and best to keep stuff out of it until you’re clear. Always have keywords for cameras, staff, or when you want to leave/are done!