Jam | 25 | Germany | he/him | very bisexual 𓆏 pfp: @rerollsweat
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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically
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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
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My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times




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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended
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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky (2009)
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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