sammichtern
sammichtern
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sammichtern · 6 hours ago
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i inhaled some vy accident ive been COUGHING AUUGJHHX HELP MEEEEE HLEP!!!!!
blowing dust in hals hvac (Heating Ventilation and Air Conditioning) system
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sammichtern · 8 days ago
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blowing dust in hals hvac (Heating Ventilation and Air Conditioning) system
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sammichtern · 11 days ago
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something has occurred in my cavernous cranium. i need to learn how to sew. Now.
forever slightly seething i didnt buy that dave and rose figure for comedically cheap that one time (cheap for 2 of them anyway..)
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sammichtern · 11 days ago
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forever slightly seething i didnt buy that dave and rose figure for comedically cheap that one time (cheap for 2 of them anyway..)
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sammichtern · 14 days ago
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i love roleplay accounrs. like Hi (character from any media) . answer my ask and face my Beam. Collect my Papers.. and see where it leads…
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sammichtern · 14 days ago
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that reminds me i need to commission that one person again for badges
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sammichtern · 14 days ago
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this is so real. this is real and true.……. my shipping fee is only 15 but considering the tax thats On Top of that… adds up quickly (30 IS CRAZY???????)
also yes im a little british orphan that grovels on the streets with my hands cupped begging for a scrap of coal to sell for 50p per chunk. pip pip cheerio!! or whatever the fuck we say. i do however wish there was a 30 pound (in weight) keychain of our wonderful bird wife
*sighs longingly as i gently caress the numbers on my debit card* …..30 pound davesprite keychain yearns for my cvv..
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sammichtern · 14 days ago
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*sighs longingly as i gently caress the numbers on my debit card* …..30 pound davesprite keychain yearns for my cvv..
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sammichtern · 21 days ago
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2 versions cuz i didnt know if i liked the shadow one more or less. boy put yo shirt on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry for the crunchiness im sure u'll live thru it
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sammichtern · 21 days ago
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while u guys wait u can have the first recorded bird wife ship art with In The Works shep. at least i thibk thats shep. drawn on the old magma website aggie.io
(for those who r curious this wqs drawn on the 10th of june 2024 to be exact !!!!!!!!!!!)
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sammichtern · 21 days ago
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i would use my phone to upload but it crunches it in a way i do Not like. its already pretty crunchy since i drew it so small but yk what i mean <:(
fat bird wife deploying tonight if i remember. btw how are we feeling about that pilot.. i dont like daves voice it sounds too similar to john for me :(
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sammichtern · 21 days ago
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fat bird wife deploying tonight if i remember. btw how are we feeling about that pilot.. i dont like daves voice it sounds too similar to john for me :(
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sammichtern · 1 month ago
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yo mama so popmart she a labubu
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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i havent been very active but Do Not Fret. i am still a very valiant soldier (husband) to our gorgeous orangw bird wife (no explanation needed)
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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if i was a bug i would be a fly 🪰 becaus bbbbbzzzzzzz bzzzz bzz🪰 (doink) bzzffldklfzzz (doink dink dink) bbzzzzzfllfkldzzzzzz (dink) bzz..
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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i like that image of bro on his ponay 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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there was a little buge on my lettuce. Sigh.
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