sammichtern
sammichtern
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sammichtern · 3 days ago
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was gonna make a thing for pride but i dont have anything umm . i love my (our) fat bird wife! happy pride!!!!!!
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sammichtern · 6 days ago
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argh…!! my Biochemistry…… its.. Changing….!! Hhraaaaghhh….!!!!
wheeeek wheek wheek wheek wheeek
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sammichtern · 11 days ago
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big orange and soft.m
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sammichtern · 18 days ago
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i cant wait to eat normal food… and also kiss my (our) wife on the head….. sigh..
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sammichtern · 22 days ago
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boutta have a tooth out. i look to the side and see my (our) wife in full surgeon getup . HEEEEELLPPPP!!!!!!!!
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sammichtern · 30 days ago
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havent drawn Fully in a while (minus doodling my (our) wife in between arts) so unm.. take my Censored alpha wolfsona
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sammichtern · 1 month ago
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i havent been able to draw for so long ynghhh im so Hungry ti Draw im going to eat my drawing tablet
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sammichtern · 1 month ago
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do u guys think i could make our wonderful wife as a dnd character and get away with it. i think ive said if beforw but no one in my campaign has noticed the … Motif . on my backpack.
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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hes a kitty again mreooow 🐈
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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kitty cat dave st(p)urrrrrrider
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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im tryinf to get blaze powder for my art easel to make davesprite art 😞 i need my wife on my cool as fuck wall ok..
my friend coming back to the minecraft base i built us just to see 11 birds (my beautiful choir. they keep gurgling.)
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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I FUCKOING HATE THE NETHER I NEED THIS BIG WHITE FUCKER OUT OF MY WAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY I DONT LIKE YOU!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR
my friend coming back to the minecraft base i built us just to see 11 birds (my beautiful choir. they keep gurgling.)
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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my friend coming back to the minecraft base i built us just to see 11 birds (my beautiful choir. they keep gurgling.)
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sammichtern · 2 months ago
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cain busting it down wolf style.. is he goated with the sauce?
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sammichtern · 3 months ago
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looking at my(our) wifes beautiful eyelashes. every time he blinks i get blown away like a tissue in a gust of wind in a busy car boot sale
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sammichtern · 3 months ago
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might bug my brother for his cd burner after he pissed me off last night (petty revenge he never even uses it)
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sammichtern · 3 months ago
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i gave bro strider my half smorked cigarette and he ate it all ☹️
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