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Hey... Is your tongue confortable inside your mouth?

Do you feel an itch somewhere in your body?

Did you know your jaw has weight?

Do you feel discomfort between all your fingers and toes all the time or is it just me?

you are now breathing with stick shift

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Come out and play

Fnaf poster re-imagining! This was so much fun to make

Ko-fi || Commission || Patreon

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Barbie in the Great Scooby Doo Search

Link here.

Description:

Have fun with Barbie in the Great Scooby-Doo Search. Letter clues lead to finding Scooby-Doo!

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Polly Pocket games are now available!

As requested by @the-sexy-armpit, we’re now adding a few Polly Pocket games on Web-Back-Then!

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I'm reblogging because of the cats.

Cat ❤

December 1987. ‘Who can you share your deepest secrets with?’

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You said it yourself

Though there is no such thing as an “F+” grade, there is a possible “A++” grade, as well as a “D-+” grade and the elusive and mysterious “ə” grade.

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GUYS

I'M NOT AMERICAN AND I KNEW ABOUT IT WAY BEFORE THEY CONFIRMED IT

How can you not know???

wait area 51 is a real place

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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

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Guys... You could use numbers

Though there is no such thing as an “F+” grade, there is a possible “A++” grade, as well as a “D-+” grade and the elusive and mysterious “ə” grade.

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Excellent Reasons to give pets Boring Human Names:

1. To see how long it takes co-workers to realize you’re talking about a pet and not a significant other (“Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other nite”)

1b. or about a kid (“Maria’s not allowed to eat raisins, she’s allergic”)

2. You can use them as an excuse (“Taylor hates it when I get home late”)

3. Eventually you get to say things like “Jennifer got stuck between the wall and the refrigerator again

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The absolute state of FNAF lore

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Well...

Some things are better left unknown to the world...

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

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So... A Tumblr event is gonna happen on my bday? Nice

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the internet is a sacred medium for humor

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Good

More of my little boi Simba!!

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Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

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I hope you did this at least once

More of my little boi Simba!!