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LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT. THIS IS WHY MEN AND BOYS DON’T REPORT WHEN THEY GET SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY FEMALES. 

There are too many of these to even post. My heart hurts for male rape victims, because this is a LARGE part of why they feel they have nobody on their fucking side. AND MEN LARGELY PERPETRATE THIS SHIT. Pay attention. 

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The older tumblr users keep talking about the “Mishapocalypse” and I still dont know what it was, and at this point it seems like one of those lovecraftian monsters that’s only spoken about by the village elders in hushed tones.

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when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

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I highly recommend, if you are on the fence about the Cassandra Clare case. You read this court document.

The fact that you can put each character and plot point next to each other and they are the exact same. Says something. I didn’t think they were going to have much of a case. But when it’s this similar. Down to a rebellious sister whose cooking is mocked. I have no sympathy for CC and I will no longer be supporting her books/shows/endeavors.

http://www.courtneymilan.com/cc-complaint/1-3.pdf

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“He’s a 57 year old fuckwit. He shot – he is – he shot three people at an abortion clinic, ‘cause he was pro life. How can you be pro life and shoot someone?” – Russell Howard on the man who attacked an abortion clinic in Colorado. [x]

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by It’s the Tie

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Ask me

0:Height 1:Virgin? 2:Shoe size 3:Do you smoke? 4:Do you drink? 5:Do you take drugs? 6:Age you get mistaken for 7:Have tattoos? 8:Want any tattoos? 9:Got any piercings? 10:Want any piercings? 11:Best friend? 12:Relationship status 13:Biggest turn ons 14:Biggest turn offs 15:Favorite movie 16:I’ll love you if 17:Someone you miss 18:Most traumatic experience 19:A fact about your personality 20:What I hate most about myself 21:What I love most about myself 22:What I want to be when I get older 23:My relationship with my sibling(s) 24:My relationship with my parent(s) 25:My idea of a perfect date 26:My biggest pet peeves 27:A description of the girl/boy I like 28:A description of the person I dislike the most 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30:What I hate the most about work/school 31:What your last text message says 32:What words upset me the most 33:What words make me feel the best about myself 34:What I find attractive in women 35:What I find attractive in men 36:Where I would like to live 37:One of my insecurities 38:My childhood career choice 39:My favorite ice cream flavor 40:Who wish I could be 41:Where I want to be right now 42:The last thing I ate 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44:A random fact about anything

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fuck

i’m

falling

down

all

these

stairs

today is possibly the last day to reblog this post in its original format. make it count

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On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like

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I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd. 

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Never forget.

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the only thing worse than your otp dying

is half of your otp dying

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7 reasons why Jake Peralta is awesome, as explained by phil-the-stone:

1. He’s an inherently feminist character and it’s completely normalized. He treats his female coworkers as equals, and respects the hell out of them. Also, he has some pretty awesome platonic friendships with Rosa and Gina, and Platonic Only m/f friendships are v hard to come by in today’s media content

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes