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Date a girl with short hair with a headband, who can stop time, and who has multiple pairs of arms.

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いたね

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if you write in cursive i hate you

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when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

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just redownloaded tumblr for the first time in years and this is the first thing that popped up on my dash. thank u tumblr, very cool

scottish twitter wins yet again

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Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole” character type

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experiences that take place on a different plane of existence

- parents’ evening

- sleepovers

- literally the entirety of Christmas Day

- lying in bed with earphones in

- flights

- exams

- anything you do between 3-4am

- driving in the dark

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You and your fellow biologists setout to find the beast: a six ton monster with spikes and a giant tentacle growing out of its face. After months of searching, you find it and it turns out the monster is absolutely adorable!

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supercalifragilisticexpialideeznuts

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Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live