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One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

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modern creepypasta irl basically:

Let’s give a Recurrent Neural Network 10 minutes of anime dialog and tell it to learn how it works. 

after forcing this neural network to listen to and learn this anime for 1000 iterations, the output is…pretty much just empty noise. that’s not too surprising really.

2000 iterations in to the training: the network has learned how to scream.

5000 iterations: it seems to have learned how to produce something resembling chatter or mumbling. 

6000: same as above, except it spent 23 seconds screaming. again.

10000: the screams more closely match human intonation, with descending pitch at the end and breaths in between each scream, etc 

15000: it seems fixated on short laughter (“ehe”) now.

25000: finally the output is starting to resemble human speech, though not with any real words

…but really what the fuck lmao

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Ooo daddy I’m in ur inbox 😩👌💦💦💦

This ask is the reason why jail exists

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Kis me... winfe

Yes

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You’re gay lol

Incorrect. I’m wifesexual

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¾ IS ONLY A NUMBER , SIZE IS BASED ON CHARAcTER

My gf’s hands are bigger than mine,

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you bet your small hands i am

My gf’s hands are bigger than mine,

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No

My gf’s hands are bigger than mine,

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when ur sexually mature and she got her silk out but u see the detassling machine coming down the field

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i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

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”What… is that?”

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i am absolutely terrified of this video, thanks