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A problem w being on tumblr is I'm completely desensitised to the urls you get on here. I'll send someone a link to a completely innocuous post I think they'll like & not until they're like 'what the fuck is this' do I notice that I've linked them to shreksbiggreencockandballs dot Tumblr dot com or smth. :/

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staff: female-presenting nipples are banned

me: posts a pic with my tiddies out saying “please don’t misgender my nipples”

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i can’t stop sending this cat to people so I may as well draw him

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Everyone on Tumblr rn

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how to determine the gender of my nipples

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what your favourite childhood magical girl show says about you

w.i.t.c.h.: you have either a mild dislike or a strong passionate hatred for winx club, and you’re probably not straight. if your favourite guardian was irma you’re 100% not straight

princess tutu: you’re a dancer, or you used to be a dancer, or you REALLY wish to be a dancer. if you were into cosplay you probably were one of those people who used actual pointe shoes for your princess tutu cosplay and ended up with fucked up feet because you’ve never danced ballet in your life especially en pointe

tokyo mew mew: you’re a furry and/or you really like fruit. something something warrior cats phase? and if you’re gay (which you probably are) it was zakuro who made you realize that

ojamajo doremi: people call you a social justice warrior like 3 times a week, you have great taste in tv shows. you’re an infp and you probably care too much about personality tests

winx club: you love fashion, especially of the 2000s. if you draw there’s a 78% chance you suck at anatomy. there is and always has been rivalry between you and people who love w.i.t.c.h. and others can never tell whether it’s playful or serious

sugar sugar rune: if your favourite character was chocola meilleure you’re chaotic good. if your favourite was vanilla mieux you’re either a liberal who has only read harry potter, or a leftist with social anxiety

sailor moon: you’re LGBT, you love fashion, you often wear cute nail polish, VERY into astrology! and you can’t fucking drive

mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch: you love musical theatre and you’re kind of too passionate about it and people around you hate you for it but won’t tell you. 50% chance you’re an air sign

cardcaptor sakura: you seem really kind and sweet but it’s hard to tell whether you’re genuine or not so a lot of people think you’re kind of fake but anyway you like fashion and your fashion taste is funky and eccentric but ultimately better than anyone who likes winx club

shugo chara: you probably developed a personality disorder sometime later in your life

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The News-Herald, Franklin, Pennsylvania, August 17, 1949

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Some shots of my Cornet cosplay at Dragon Con!

Costume by me @sampatches

Sweater by @theposterofagirl

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I love new designs so much

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bioware new game announcement

best ending: new dragon age game normal ending: dragon age: origins or dragon age 2 remastered bad ending: mobile or card game worst ending: browser game

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Inktober #3 - Origin Leliana