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https://archiveofourown.org/works/64544146/chapters/167542759

"Deep in the forest three men take a second to catch their breath. Even far away from the city wanted posters still decorate the trees depicting the group in front of them. They read “WANTED: Dead or Alive” along with the names of each of the men. Asagiri, Magma and Yo.

Asagiri freezes as he spots the poster and swiftly pulls it off the tree. 

“Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! This is bad! This is very bad! This is really bad!" 

He then turns the picture toward the other two men, "They just can't get my smirk right! Look at that thing!"

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Chapter Two of my Dr. Stone Tangled au is up!!!!

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If...Gen snap his fingers

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Senku: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Chrome: Did Gen say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Senku: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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*Ryusui joins the group*

Ryusui: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Senku does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Gen: If Senku-chan were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Senku-chan jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryusui: You jump off a cliff!

Gen: Gladly, provided Senku-chan did first.

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Please give me some of your braincells, Senku. For my Physics, Calculus, and Mathematics exams 🥺🤲

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Stay tuned :]

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IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!!!!!!

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gen's go-to intro

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Choi Han, in the middle of the Plaza, with all the kingdom hearing: "okay, who thinks Cale-nim is trash, raise your hand."

*silence. Choi Han sighs.*

Choi Han: "Cale-nim, lower your hand."

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Some of the people allied with Cale (like Bud Illis, Archie, maybe even Alberu) definitely wake up in the morning and thank whatever gods are up there that Cale is on their side because having Cale Henituse as your enemy somehow sounds like more of a nightmare than the motherfucking White Star.

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The fact that Lock, who doesn't know jack about the soul swap thing, thinks of Cale, who is physically only like 5 years older than him, as his father is hilarious on so many levels. Like, not even a hyung, straight up father. Granted, Cale does kind of sort of think of his as a son, but that's because he's an old man on the inside. Lock really looked at this guy no more than 5 years older than himself and went, yup, that's dad right there. The little ones may hesitate to call him that but I will not.

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Overprotective dad Cale and his overpowered dragon toddler

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Cale is such a sappy pathetic dad. He's separated from Raon for one (1) day and everytime he smiles his first thought is what Raon would say if he saw that smile. Like, we get it! You miss your son! Now can we focus on the mission?!

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still can’t get over the fact that all Cale did was exist in all his charismatic glory for the White Star’s 1000-year plans to crumble

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During the mission, an ability user who worked in an illegal guild, cursed Team Leader Kim Roksu to be a cat.

Fortunately Kim Roksu managed to hit the back of his head and he passed out. Unfortunately the curse already hit him by that time although weak.

It's unknown when Team Leader from Team 1 will return back to normal as the criminal is in coma from Kim Roksu's beating.

It was an unlucky week for Kim Roksu.

Concealing his emotions has always been easy. You can't blame him. Kim Roksu has a natural resting bitch face that makes him look cold and intimidating. Whether he's sad or angry, his face remains the same. Impassive and nonchalant.

However ever since he's been cursed, he wears his heart on your sleeve and people have been reading him easily as if he's an open book.

They even said he's beginning to act like an actual housecat. Unbelievable.

Kim Roksu ears twitches, his tail swift irritatingly.

"What's the matter, Team Leader?" Jung Soo Hoon asked as he innocently whipped out yet another cat toy.

Kim Roksu huffed, unamused clearly and left the room.

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The journey of Choi Han's, "Is this the first time you watched such a fight?"

To Choi Han's, "WHAT KIND OF LIFE HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING?!"

Choi Han was me, I was Choi Han. The first read-through couldn't be any wilder and yet it is. If this dude ain't worrying about his saviour's 'delicate heart' before ... he now sure worrying about everything Cale did to himself.

The absolute happiness he had seeing how loved Cale is? Bro, if he could cradle all the hurts Cale experienced and 'make it okay'... he would.

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Cale Henituse survived an abusive household, a terrible orphanage, an apocalypse, monsters, several wars, gods messing with his life and dragons, alternate universe but if you ask him what is the scariest thing for him, he'll probably answer Ron.