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i think tumblr is too harsh on "unfunny reblogs" and that people should feel more willing and be more free to add harmless commentary to their reblogs. it's good for the posting ecosystem, and sometimes they will be winners. simultaneously, i do remove unfunny reblog additions from posts when reblogging them, yes. these can coexist. i simply ignore things online that i don't like

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collect my flop posts

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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#truth

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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SLENDER review

Gameplay: Epic, but could be epicer.

I give it 4.5 out of 5 Dashies. 

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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i didn't know it was possible but i found homestuck art in my drafts that i actually like

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Happy yuri day!

Leave some pining feelings for your friend that you explore in an angsty but flowery way under the yuri tree and you'll get some wlw kisses!

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little kids

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display

the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs: