samtheultimatetransguy
samtheultimatetransguy
Involuntary Edgelord
72K posts
Samuel. 25. He/him. Twink. Plant Enthusiast. Autistic. I’m sexually attracted to knife wielding maniacs and saxophone solos.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
samtheultimatetransguy · 6 days ago
Text
Well, turns out we’re not “safe” in California. Who could have seen this coming?
Tumblr media
We can not let this man become the American Kier Starmer, please Democrats I am begging you
4K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 6 days ago
Text
Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this
Tumblr media
74K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 6 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
82K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 6 days ago
Text
RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
117K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 6 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
102K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 6 days ago
Text
Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.
44K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 6 days ago
Text
let's struggle to dine with mama
37K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 6 days ago
Text
I did bird names FIRST just to set the record straight….I am MUCH more passionate about birds than fish!!!
6K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 7 days ago
Text
My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
120K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 7 days ago
Text
please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.
24K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 8 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Uterusless and slightly drugged up ❤️
26K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 8 days ago
Text
THE BIOLOGIST WHO HUNG THE GIANT TRANS FLAG IN YOSEMITE GOT FIRED :(
0 notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 8 days ago
Text
I might just be a little bit dumb but I feel like a good third of the posts I see are either written in a language I can’t understand or are from an entirely different planet than the one I live on
0 notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 8 days ago
Text
academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches
81K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 8 days ago
Text
37K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 8 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
random bug event
7K notes · View notes
samtheultimatetransguy · 9 days ago
Text
I’m tired of pretending the funniest line in the series wasn’t said by manfred von karma
9K notes · View notes