samuel1q

[samuel1q]

A showcase of mental instability.

[samuel1q]

fanfictions that i want to try and bring to reality soon (not going to publish according to number):

1.

Will Graham has Regenerative Immortality, wants to live a peaceful life as a boat mechanic but got apprehended for his freaky ability and is going to be used for bait to catch criminals. X Criminal Profiler and cannibalistic serial killer Hannibal Lecter who just so happened to have murdered Will four months ago and is now face-to-face with him being shoved to Hannibal as a partner.

- ideally just lots of depressed, sarcastic Will and super fascinated Hannibal.

- main plot, Hannibal helps Will overcome his trauma, Will helps Hannibal not kill and eat anyone else except him.

- approximately 20-30 chapters long. 5k word per chapter :hopeful:

- endgame; Happy ending.

2.

Space-jumper Will Graham works under an organization that fixes space and time, he was sleep deprived one day and accidentally fucked up the wires and is now stuck in an alpha/omega universe for a bit. X Extremely old-fashioned alpha Hannibal Lecter who got interested in introducing himself to the bad-tempered new victi *cough* gentleman next door — who kind of looks like he should be an omega, but smelled like nothing. Literally nothing at all. — and is now desperately horn*cough cough* courting him. This man is literally bending all sorts of bones for Will, holy crap.

- exhausted, overworked, your average office worker Will and old money, elite, passionate in peculiar artistry alpha Hannibal

- main plot; Hannibal has an obsession with strange pretty things and Will checks in all the right boxes. Will is super confused by his suspicious advances but lets him be, all he wants to do is get back to his usual boring old work and not get smacked by HQ for this tiny mistake.

- im going for comedy on this one. I mean, consistently oblivious, bored workaholic Will Graham and creepy sugar daddy stalker possessive obsessive cryptic deeply-in-love serial killer Hannibal Lecter? That's a blatant start to a bar joke, might as well.

- endgame, bittersweet. Like i said, Will is consistent.

- maybe less than 10 chapters, i just want to laugh. 5k words each.

3.

/work in progress/ /i bet this will be like that forever/ /the cognitive process of a horrible writer continues to shatter the hearts of many/

(Scp foundation inspired, but i don't know the lores so im making my own for this fic)

Will Graham is a class d anomaly who thinks he's just another normal hobo in the building, stuck in the mind numbing repetition of interviewing other scps for the sake of [redacted], he has an acute sense of empathy and he can 'enter' the mind of anyone to gain information. He can also essentially adapt and become them, become anyone, really. But no one wants to talk about the frightening part of his skills, that's no bueno. No, no.

This is quite literally just harem. Every character who got more than 10 minutes of screentime in nbc hannibal is going to be so deeply attached to Will (no minors btw) that they literally want to find a way so that Will will never get to leave their room ever again. Basically marriage but with blood and maybe some melting plus sewing into each other's skin and bone marrow type shit.

Everyone in the foundation thinks its rad but piss baby Will is terrified into nightmares, deeply disturbed by the notion of every single haunting creatures here desiring him sexually.

Hannibal the ravenstag (wendigo?) monster of famine and winter as always, fascinated yada yada, you know the drill. Also got ensnared by the quote-on-quote "connection between us." (everyone else got a taste too, Hannibal, move on, he's a paid whore! You're not special, in any way shape or form, literally and figuratively! 😱)

- endgame? Bad ending 100%, no one dies, well, no one important dies. Though no one wins the one and only's heart either.

- Hannibal gets sex appeal priveleges somehow and managed to fuck with Will anyway. (guess which kind of fucking, no wrong answers, all kinds of penetration happens. How the hell does one expect an scp related fanfiction to go? Vanilla?? We're playing around with a flaming rotating tentacle 20 inch dildo here, Jessica, if not by pure logic then get yourself a pinch of creativity in there! My god!!)

Anyway cue mating, like, literal monster mating. Will gets ink coveres stag horns and he loses his mind, this one is also up to multiple interpretation. I can't imagine it not going anywhere but "man, so he has d.i.d?" or "oh so he needs more therapists." but there's more than one person in this world and i know one out of 5 will get innovative enough to think of more.