samwillson

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#cabbage guy being in the adaption is very important to me

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sweden was good but I didn’t want them to win ://

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austria 16???

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ICELAND????😭😭

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We're not inviting Russia because they're terrible violent colonizers >:( anyways our twelve points go to Israel

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poland you can’t rock up in your eurovision hoodie and simper about how much you support ukraine and give your 12 points to ISRAEL

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fuck everyone who’s voting for israel any year but especially this fucking year. your hollow support for countries at war and extremely selective dislike of war criminals is noted

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Jury votes are my villain origin story.

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italy???

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how does the UK have points 🤨

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The juries' votes

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why are they doing a LIVERPOOL medley like...they do know the UK didn't win last year? Where's the Ukrainian music?

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Eurovision watchers when their neighboring countries don’t give them any points.

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come watch eurovision we got:

funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator

human neon conga line

thor in a toyota

pagan wedding rituals

edgar allan poe

token boyband

tiny woman in a box

possessed barbie dolls

xena, warrior singer

matrix cosplayers

glam rock fire lord ozai

cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures

and lastly, europe when the votes come in

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the uk making this eurovision all about themselves instead of about ukraine is why they should not be allowed to host eurovision on behalf of another country ever again

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quite salty that the ukranian artists only got to perform a bit during the parade of flags but not ukranian artists get the whole interval act....

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careful UK you're gonna hurt yourself patting yourself on the back so hard on how generous you are hosting eurovision on behalf of ukraine