samwisefamgee

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and behold as for my final trick I vanish deep deep deep deep deep into the oldest forest forever

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Can someone switch their clothes.....and gender

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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

Ohhhh what's three times the size of an elephant, over 500 years old, and lives under the sea? Big Momma! She is a massive protites coral that's 6.4 m (21 ft) high and 41.8 m (135 ft) around at the base; her age was estimated based on samples of her skeletal core and the fact that porites corals only grow about 1 cm (0.39 in) per year.

(Image: 'Big Momma', a Porites species of coral (left) and a diver (right) by Wendy Cover via NOAA)

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your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

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Dog at the poud look at you like this WYD ?

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I found god in a hopeless place

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Gotta refuel

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From Playgirl magazine/January 2000

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too many followers again blog obliteration scheduled in three rotations

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why don't you consider yourself a poet?

In 2011 lil wayne said “real gs move in silence like lasagna” and ever since then i realized he is the only living poet

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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i love this dude

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot