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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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this is a sea turtle. I know they can live for over 500 years but I never knew they got this big

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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Netflix's The Witcher has been renewed for a fifth and final sesaon as production begins on Season 4.

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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

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A bun having a snack at Walmart

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 Unending: The Cast and Crew of Stargate SG-1 wrap the final episode 

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my pet mold spore

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Stargate SG-1

Threshold

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I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

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Season 4, Episode 6 “Window of Opportunity” STARGATE SG-1 (1997–2007)

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Sometimes I get too in my head with my writing. Especially about my smut. I reread every last word with the most critical of eyes and think, Ooh is that cringe? Will that be too graphic? Will this word or phrase take people out of the scene?

And then I read a book. A published, hardcover, NYT bestsellers list book and...

Did you get that?

Someone looked at this sentence (likely more than one someone, tbh) and was like, 'Yeah. We'll print that.'

So the moral of the story, my fellow heathen smut writers, is that we're fine.

As a matter of fact, we're actually fucking amazing.

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HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

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guyys i have a stick i have a stick look. look. look

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally