sandgremlinwife

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i got a worrying “where have you been?” email from tumblr and tbh i think killian set me up

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killian is ignoring me bc im sending her funny memes and she doesn’t understand

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my wife and i got invited to the company holiday party and then i went “haha no thanks im gonna kiss my wife” so we’re at home.

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you thought you were following me but joke’s on you ive been following you this whole time

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lucas doesn’t follow me which sucks for him bc here i am, and there he is

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if you’re not careful and not paying attention, next time you turn around, i’ll be there. or maybe i’ll be under a table. or on top of a shelf.

but there i am.

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wow what a coincidence i like eating porc too

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hi, I’m Carey Fangbattle, a member of team sweet flips. and i’m here with a message about a very issue that’s close to my heart. an issue that effects me and many others everyday. my message is simple, DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT!!! we live in a world where millions of people go everyday without touching my shit!!! why can’t you be one of them!!!

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orctittywife replied to your post: where is my BEAUTIFUL WIFE

That would be me, right here.

HI!!!!!!!!!

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where is my BEAUTIFUL WIFE

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are we absolutely sure leon just isn’t dead via taako

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Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings.

We have feelings.

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KILLIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KILLIAN

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when ur buried in your sand room but the wife wants a kiss you gotta poke your head out, it’s the law

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anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..

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also Killian makes at least one vore joke a day and I would be really scared if she didn't make one one day