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Sad.... more like HEARTBREAKING. I legit put down the book after I read it, and spent more than a minute contemplating my existence. Then the next day when I was talking about what happened, I started BAWLING. FULL OUT BAWLING, I KID YOU NOT. NO BOOK HAS EVER DONE THAT TO ME BEFORE>

Me, after reading Lord of Shadows

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Lord of Shadows

A book that will make you scream, laugh, cry, scream and punch something all at once (and that’s just in the last chapter) and still make you want to read the next book. 

10/10

better than Lady Midnight.

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Someone finally said it

acomaf vs acowar

people who keep saying acowar was trash compared to acomaf…. let me tell ya something… acowar and acomaf are two different books with two different purposes. acomaf was a character driven book. the whole purpose of it was for character arcs and development. it was supposed to be a bridge for something to come. rhysand and feyre’s relationship drove the book, which made it so enjoyable. acowar was a plot driven book. its whole focus was on the war with hybern. the entire point of the book was to find a solution. the WAR drives the book. and for a book focused on war, it was pretty darn good. of course acomaf was better than acowar in the character sense, but the characters were already developed in acowar. acowar needed to be plot driven if anything was gonna get done in this world.

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Julian: *lies constantly*

Julian: *keeps mentally ill uncle lOCKED UP in an attic of 5 YEARS*

Julian: *is okay with threatening to break ALL the parabatai bonds that ever existed*

Also Julian: How dARE Robert Lightwood try mE with tHE mOrtAl swORd I was jUSt 12 I'm a swEEt snOWFlAke that mEAnIE i'M so iNnOCEnt

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I feel like the fight between Ron and Harry was sort of like:

Ron: *is a dick*

Harry: Stop being a dick

Ron: I aM nOt A dIcK

Harry: YeAh yOU ARe yOu mEAnIE!

Ron: You just saying that because your parents are DEAD

Hermione: *is shocked*

Ron: Imma leave you bishes

Harry: fine but i want my necklace back.

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Alt-right conservative white people be like

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Sirius: Look, it’s Snivellus! Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

James: Yeah. Let’s push him down the stairs.

[Lily gives them both a stern look]

James: Or we ignore his greasy face and go mess with the house elves?

[Lily glares]

Sirius: or we could go see if Peeves has any ideas?

[Lily looks annoyed]

James: Well dammit Evans! What are we supposed to do!? Read?!

Lily: That sounds lovely actually.

Sirius: YOUR GIRL IS THROWING OFF OUR FUN PRONGS!!!

Lily: I'm not his girl!!

Sirius: THEN WHY DO WE LISTEN TO YOU!?!?

Lily: Because he's MY BOYFRIEND!!

Sirius: ... well, damn

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Harry and Ron: *misses the train to hogwarts.*

Harry and Ron: *steals Ron's dad's car*

Harry and Ron: *attempts to drive the car even though they are 12*

Also Harry and Ron: How did this not work out right?!?!

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George: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad ... but it's a piece of Muggle technology and Dad will probably get mad. And tell Mum.

Harry: It was me, I did it.

Ginny: No, no you didn't. Ron?

Ron: Don't look at me. Look at Percy!

Percy: What?! I didn't break it!

Ron: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Percy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Ron: Suspicious...

Percy: No it's not!

Hermione: If it matters, probably not ... Ginny was the last one to use it.

Ginny: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Hermione: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier?

Ginny: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Hermione!

Harry: All right, let's not fight. I broke it, let me take the heat, George.

George: No. Who broke it?

Percy: *whispering* George, Bill's been awfully quiet ...

Bill: Really?!

Percy: Yeah, really!

George: *backs away slowly and leaves them to their bickering, and evil grin on his face*

George: I did it. I burned by hand so I punched it. I predict that 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats. Fred, I did this for you, bro. I miss you.

Me: *cries and blows nose* FREEEEEDDDDDDD

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Varian: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BREAK  A L L  THE RULES BITCHES

Rhys: If you disregard those rules, I’ll lock you in a room with Amren

Lucien:

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During the fight in Deathly Hallows:

Harry: Okay, okay! Let's just take a deep breath and say sorry on the count of 3. 1 ... 2 ... 3!

Ron: ...

Harry: ...

Harry: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us

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None of us dared to speak as Varian dropped to his knees before Amren’s chair, took her shocked face in his broad hands, and kissed her soundly.

A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J. Maas, page 556

THIS WAS NOT A SHIP I WAS EXPECTING BUT I AM NOT COMPLAINING

(via megupic)

How did you NOT expect this it was hinted at during the entirety of their stay at the Summer court in acomaf and I ship this SO MUCH

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Trump(and literally everyone in the White House: You know what Comey you were mean to Hillary you're fired

Media: So you fired Comey because of what happened to Hillary?

Trump: WHAT?! No no no I fired him cuz I was thinking of Russia and didn't want to be found out and shit

Media: so you admit there are tied with Russia?

Trump: Wat where are getting this information fAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS EVERYBODY

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STOP IT’S TOO PAINFUL

it took me a moment to grasp it. what I saw. rhys was sprawled on the rocky ground, wings draped behind him. he looked like he was sleeping. but as I breathed in- it wasn’t there. that thing that rose and fell with each breath. that echoed each heartbeat. the mating bond. it wasn’t there. it was gone. because his own chest… it was not moving. and rhys was dead.

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sjm: doesn't kill anyone in the inner circle

sjm: gives us exponentially more bi characters than we have ever had in her books. clearly listened to what the fandom wanted, and made one of the main characters bi.

sjm: starts using other words for skin color aside from tan

sjm: one of the main characters in biracial

sjm: explores other courts and fills them with poc

sjm: does world building and addresses specific questions the fandom had

sjm: writes enough of elucien and nessian to give us fic ideas and ensure that those ships stay interesting

sjm: doesn't force either traumatized archeron sister into a relationship with an over eager mate

sjm: makes sure this book is still feyre's book

sjm: also consciously sets up plot lines to be explores in the spin offs and introduces unresolved conflict to ensure that the series has somewhere to go

sjm: gives us heart pounding battle scenes

sjm: gives us smut like we clearly wanted

sjm: tells us about amren's backstory and makes it count in the end

sjm: introduces a ton of new characters, most of whom are wonderful

sjm: writes lovely conclusion to feysand's arc that had me weeping

y'all: this was the most trash book i've ever read, it was horrible, she didn't do anything i wanted, there wasn't enough of MY ship, she's a terrible writer, wtf.

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OMFG THIS IS PERFECT HAHAHAHAHA

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS MAN 😂😂😂

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These give me life

HIGH LORDS OF PRYTHIAN

As mighty armies grapple for power, Feyre must decide who to trust amongst the dazzling and lethal High Lords