sang-the-sun-in-flight

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

Sacabambaspis.

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

woah this uma musume shit is serious

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

go to your favorite discord's shitposting channel and post the meme that's a picture of a pigeon with the text "a lion with the head of a pigeon and the body of a pigeon." see how many people react to it with the lion emoji and how many people react to it with the pigeon emoji. this will tell you essentially nothing

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

Finally finished up this comic based on this post

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

wait why tf is your Bakushin an End Closer what are you doing to her. even real end closers often do better at the front in the debut bc having enough strength and wit is way harder than just having enough speed to steamroll even through bad affinity.

counter trolled in the make debut what if i just glue myself

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

[Osiris] [Moderate: Success]: ALERT STRANGER APPROACHES, BEHAVIOR UNORTHODOX, UNKEPT HAIR, UNSTEADY GATE, INFRARED BANDS INDICATE HEIGHTENED HEAT INDICATIVE OF STRESS. PRIORITY ANALYSIS AND ACTION PLAN REQUESTED.

[Osiris]: PERSONAL RECOMMENDATION: APPROACH. PROFILE INDICATES OBSCURED OBJECTS. WE SHOULD MAKE HIM EXPOSE THEM SO WE CAN SEE THEM.

[No One Left Out]: This man is clearly in need of an empathetic touch. we must lift up those who struggle by themselves. Approach and reach out for a firm handshake to make a good first impression.

[Right to Bare Arms]: He. Is. Dangerous. I've got 32 precision engineered rounds eager and waiting. open that wrist port and put. an. end. to the threat barreling towards us now. now! NOW!

[God's Perfect Clarity]: I've run the numbers on the ballistics, RBA has 88.76% to critically wound a baseline human at this range, 99.889% if we let him get close enough to shake our hand first. Suggestion: maintain distance so i can run more sims as local conditions change.

[Cavalry Charge]: Emergency Capacitor Energy reserves at 75.3% and climbing. Want me to knock some pep into his step, Boss?

[Head(s) in the Cloud(s)]: It has been 100 MINUTES since your last online backup. Would you like to save now?

[Legs]: please leave.

Inadvisable framing device for a Disco Elysium style skill system #137: you're a robot and each of your components is both individually sapient and monomaniacally focused on solving problems using it, like your left arm thinks everything can be solved by doing left arm things.

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.

i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.

so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.

and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.

so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.

so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.

and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.

everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."

and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.

i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.

the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

same character, different time periods

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

[Tv]<

TRUE. go my tenna emoticons

>[^1]

>[^7]

>[^u]

>[^D]

>[^0]

>[^P]

>[^}]

>[^y]

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

200% on the Kickstarter already? Amazing!!!

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

ok you nerd sniped me. some googling got me the figure of 5.95x10^21 joules of energy needed to directly heat the atmosphere of the earth by 1 degrees Celsius[1] (this is 1000x less than the heat capacity of the oceans but I'm ignoring those to be maximally unfair). America consumed 254 billion kwh for AC in 2020[2], which is 9.1x10^17 joules of energy in that that time. which, if we assume is converted directly into heat is enough to heat the atmosphere of the earth (assuming zero heat exchange with the ocean) by ~0.000153°C in aggregate. add 3 more zeros after that decimal if you want to account for the oceans' exchanging heat with the air (as we in fact know they do).

i think it's pretty safe to say the aggregate nonlocal effects on temperature from air conditioners are probably inconsequential.

"AC is bad because it just puts the heat outside" is so asinine and so common. Outside is big! Outside is many orders of magnitude bigger than (collective) inside. Yes, An AC unit will make a small area immediately surrounding the unit hotter. But it won't make anywhere more than like, 5 feet away meaningfully hotter. So so stupid

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

-Tamsyn Muir

sometimes you guys yurify a couple and suddenly theyre all cutesy and innocent and perfectly loving. wrong. those girls better be making out nasty style and stabbing each other and being ugly and weird and irascible just like their male counterparts. in fact. even MORE so. they should be NASTIER and BLOODIER and CRAZIER!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sang-the-sun-in-flight]

Untitled by Pas (paxiti), on May 23, 2018

Untitled by Pas (paxiti), on June 1, 2018

Untitled by Pas (paxiti), on August 30, 2022

Untitled by Pas (paxiti), on August 31, 2022

Untitled by Pas (paxiti), on September 6, 2022

Untitled by Pas (paxiti), on June 17, 2023

Untitled by Pas (paxiti), on June 21, 2023

Untitled by Pas (paxiti), on June 22, 2023