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All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.

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“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

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The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

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pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot

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like do NOT misunderstand me i am NOT saying this is a good narrative just imagine someone told you in like 2010 that destiel would go canon but not until 2020 and in the same year donald trump is running for his second term as president and we are in the midst of a global pandemic. it just SOUNDS fake and i am living for it

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biden still not canon huh

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enough “chicken soup for the soul.” how about some chicken soup for the hole

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what america really needs right now is some celebrities coming together to sing another epic song

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2020 is straight up a fever dream

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Let’s Talk About Norman

I’m going to start off by telling you all something you probably already know: Norman is abusive. I try not to use super strong language on this blog because calling someone abusive / toxic is a pretty big deal, but Norman is an abuser, full stop. Aside from the obvious physical violence though, there’s a lot of emotional trauma he causes Ruby through his actions— this post is mostly going to be talking about Norman’s emotional abuse and how it affects Ruby’s psyche and actions throughout the arc instead of just “oh he punched his son down some stairs” because I think it goes way deeper than that. With that out of the way, the rest of the post is below the cut!

Keep reading

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Liking girls is NOT my only personality trait! I am also sad

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gotta love a critrole halloween

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Boomers when they see someone with dyed hair

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I think more people need to be aware of the wholesome backstory behind the song Jolene

Dolly Parton and her husband were at a bank and the teller was a red-haired girl named Jolene who seemed to be a little flirty with her husband. They both found it quite funny and it became an inside joke in their marriage. Like Dolly’s husband would be like ‘thats it im leaving you and running away with jolene from the bank’ and stuff like that

The song Jolene is basically just one giant inside joke. it’s great