Tumgik
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Oh look it's me
5 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Aye yo dudes, SORRY I've been up an outtie of this place. My broseph joesph has had the UNFRESHES mood lately so my apologies but AYE IM HERE NOW LETS PARTY My man brahs.
1 note · View note
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Im raiding this account
-Dio
0 notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy pulled off his shades and flopped backwards onto a bean bag siged.
“ERHHHHHHH UHM I DONNO DUDE MY GREAT OLD DUDE LIKE MADE SOME THING CALLED PEANUT BUTTER NEVER HAD THE SHIZ MAN, I DONNO IM ALLERGIC TO IT, I JUST OKAY SHIP SAILS AND JUNK MY DUDE” 
Sansy looked up to officer blue and smiled 
“SO SMOOTHIE MAMA WHAT ARE YA PLANS ON THIS RADTASTIC EVENING”
Parole
@sansyfreshness
Long day. It was only noon and He’s been checking up on parolee after parolee. Usually he’s by himself, though sometimes he drops off other officers to look in on their convict. 
Today he had a long list of people to check on, most of which he’d never met before. He sighed, rubbed his eyes and reached for his cup, which he quickly discovered to be empty. Dammit. Add ‘get coffee’ to his to do list. 
After he went to find this ‘Sansy’ guy. Hopefully he was actually at his residence, like he was meant to be. If he wasn’t that made a whole world of new problems, seeing as how this guy was listed as under house arrest. He exited his car, making sure he had everything with him, list, gun, taser, keys, hat…and then he went up the the house he was meant to go to, and knocked. 
Tumblr media
Now to wait. 
6 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy pulled off his shades and flopped backwards onto a bean bag siged.
“ERHHHHHHH UHM I DONNO DUDE MY GREAT OLD DUDE LIKE MADE SOME THING CALLED PEANUT BUTTER NEVER HAD THE SHIZ MAN, I DONNO IM ALLERGIC TO IT, I JUST OKAY SHIP SAILS AND JUNK MY DUDE” 
Sansy looked up to officer blue and smiled 
“SO SMOOTHIE MAMA WHAT ARE YA PLANS ON THIS RADTASTIC EVENING”
Parole
@sansyfreshness
Long day. It was only noon and He’s been checking up on parolee after parolee. Usually he’s by himself, though sometimes he drops off other officers to look in on their convict. 
Today he had a long list of people to check on, most of which he’d never met before. He sighed, rubbed his eyes and reached for his cup, which he quickly discovered to be empty. Dammit. Add ‘get coffee’ to his to do list. 
After he went to find this ‘Sansy’ guy. Hopefully he was actually at his residence, like he was meant to be. If he wasn’t that made a whole world of new problems, seeing as how this guy was listed as under house arrest. He exited his car, making sure he had everything with him, list, gun, taser, keys, hat…and then he went up the the house he was meant to go to, and knocked. 
Tumblr media
Now to wait. 
6 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy pulled off his shades and flopped backwards onto a bean bag siged.
“ERHHHHHHH UHM I DONNO DUDE MY GREAT OLD DUDE LIKE MADE SOME THING CALLED PEANUT BUTTER NEVER HAD THE SHIZ MAN, I DONNO IM ALLERGIC TO IT, I JUST OKAY SHIP SAILS AND JUNK MY DUDE” 
Sansy looked up to officer blue and smiled 
“SO SMOOTHIE MAMA WHAT ARE YA PLANS ON THIS RADTASTIC EVENING”
Parole
@sansyfreshness
Long day. It was only noon and He’s been checking up on parolee after parolee. Usually he’s by himself, though sometimes he drops off other officers to look in on their convict. 
Today he had a long list of people to check on, most of which he’d never met before. He sighed, rubbed his eyes and reached for his cup, which he quickly discovered to be empty. Dammit. Add ‘get coffee’ to his to do list. 
After he went to find this ‘Sansy’ guy. Hopefully he was actually at his residence, like he was meant to be. If he wasn’t that made a whole world of new problems, seeing as how this guy was listed as under house arrest. He exited his car, making sure he had everything with him, list, gun, taser, keys, hat…and then he went up the the house he was meant to go to, and knocked. 
Tumblr media
Now to wait. 
6 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy was sitting down, playing animal crossing when the knocks started to echo through his small house. He got up and heelied his way towards the door as he opened it he scratched his chin with a wide side smile 
“AYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAZZZ UUUPP UNDYNEEEEEEeeeee....”
Sansy dropped his hand and reclined his head looking down to the big blue eyed brah just a few inches below. 
“SUP DUDE MAN, YOU'RE A LOT SHORTER THAN LAST TIME SUSHI ROLL”
Sansy stepped off to the side motioning his hand for the dude in the blue uniform.
“MI CASA IS SU CASA AMIGO BLUE DUDE”
Parole
@sansyfreshness
Long day. It was only noon and He’s been checking up on parolee after parolee. Usually he’s by himself, though sometimes he drops off other officers to look in on their convict. 
Today he had a long list of people to check on, most of which he’d never met before. He sighed, rubbed his eyes and reached for his cup, which he quickly discovered to be empty. Dammit. Add ‘get coffee’ to his to do list. 
After he went to find this ‘Sansy’ guy. Hopefully he was actually at his residence, like he was meant to be. If he wasn’t that made a whole world of new problems, seeing as how this guy was listed as under house arrest. He exited his car, making sure he had everything with him, list, gun, taser, keys, hat…and then he went up the the house he was meant to go to, and knocked. 
Tumblr media
Now to wait. 
6 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
“SQUISHY!!”
4 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
skin is pretty rad my dudes 
((i made human sansy icons, please ask before using them or dont use them at all))
6 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy reclined his head and snickered 
“DUUUUUUDE YOU HAD THE SEX?”
Sansy crossed his arms with a small girn.
“ BUT LIL JOY MAMA SOUNDS LIKE A CUTIE PA TOOTIE BRAH, I MEAN IF YOURE A BRORENT SHES GOTTA BE ONE HECK OF A PILE OF SWEETS, A SOOMTHIE JR ”
Tumblr media
Sansy just stared at blue talk ,,, a daughter the funk is that?
“IM ALWAYS AROUND I JUST GO IN MY ZONE DOME MY DUDE… I cant hear or see anything other than the souls stuck in internal damnation OR TALKIN TO JOE ABOUT HIS BEHAVIOR HE JUST WONT TAKE A BRAH ADVICE YA FEEL?”
Sansy raised his hand 
“BLUEST MAN… THE SHIZ IS A DAUGHTER? IM GAINING ALL THIS RAD INFO BUT IM NOT SURE WHAT THIS STUFF ALL IS BRAH, BUT ID STILL LIKE TO MEET THE JOY OF THREE YEARS, YOU SEEM ALL CHILL ABOUT IT WHERE CAN I GET A JOY? ”
10 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy just stared at blue talk ,,, a daughter the funk is that?
“IM ALWAYS AROUND I JUST GO IN MY ZONE DOME MY DUDE... I cant hear or see anything other than the souls stuck in internal damnation OR TALKIN TO JOE ABOUT HIS BEHAVIOR HE JUST WONT TAKE A BRAH ADVICE YA FEEL?”
Sansy raised his hand 
“BLUEST MAN... THE SHIZ IS A DAUGHTER? IM GAINING ALL THIS RAD INFO BUT IM NOT SURE WHAT THIS STUFF ALL IS BRAH, BUT ID STILL LIKE TO MEET THE JOY OF THREE YEARS, YOU SEEM ALL CHILL ABOUT IT WHERE CAN I GET A JOY? ”
Tumblr media
“WELL!! I WAS FRESH FOR A WHILE, IT CAUSED ME TO ACT VERY DIFFERENT, AND TO STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE. I’VE LOST FRIENDS. I GAINED A BOYFRIEND DURING THE FRESH BUT NOW HE DOESN’T WANT THE REAL ME, AND THE FRIENDS WHO STUCK WITH ME THROUGH THE FRESH ARE GONE TOO AS FAR AS I KNOW.”
“AND MY BROTHER SEEMS TO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND EITHER. THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN’T CARE HOW LOUD I AM IS JOY, BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE ME AND LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY.”
“I’VE DESTROYED MY KITCHEN, I’VE GOT AN ORDER OF BAKED GOODS TO FILL AND I’M ALREADY SAD. WHAT A DAY.” 
10 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
“WELL!! I WAS FRESH FOR A WHILE, IT CAUSED ME TO ACT VERY DIFFERENT, AND TO STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE. I’VE LOST FRIENDS. I GAINED A BOYFRIEND DURING THE FRESH BUT NOW HE DOESN’T WANT THE REAL ME, AND THE FRIENDS WHO STUCK WITH ME THROUGH THE FRESH ARE GONE TOO AS FAR AS I KNOW.”
“AND MY BROTHER SEEMS TO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND EITHER. THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN’T CARE HOW LOUD I AM IS JOY, BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE ME AND LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY.”
“I’VE DESTROYED MY KITCHEN, I’VE GOT AN ORDER OF BAKED GOODS TO FILL AND I’M ALREADY SAD. WHAT A DAY.” 
10 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy chuckled a tad. 
“NAH BRAH LETTA RAD DUDE LIKE MYSELF HELP OUT A AWESOME BRO NACHO  A LITTLE I DUN MIND BLUE ONE BUT ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS COMPANY WITH THIS COOL DUDE AND HELP!!”
Sansy squatted down and picked up some glass.
“MY COOLGENDA IS 100% DOWN TO CHILL. NUN NEED TO BE LONELY WHEN YOU GOT A FRESH ASK DUDE LIKE ME,  I CAN HANG WITH YOU AND...”
Sansy stood up with a raised brow 
“WHAT THE HECKIE IS A JOY”
Tumblr media
“WELL!! I WAS FRESH FOR A WHILE, IT CAUSED ME TO ACT VERY DIFFERENT, AND TO STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE. I’VE LOST FRIENDS. I GAINED A BOYFRIEND DURING THE FRESH BUT NOW HE DOESN’T WANT THE REAL ME, AND THE FRIENDS WHO STUCK WITH ME THROUGH THE FRESH ARE GONE TOO AS FAR AS I KNOW.”
“AND MY BROTHER SEEMS TO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND EITHER. THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN’T CARE HOW LOUD I AM IS JOY, BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE ME AND LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY.”
“I’VE DESTROYED MY KITCHEN, I’VE GOT AN ORDER OF BAKED GOODS TO FILL AND I’M ALREADY SAD. WHAT A DAY.” 
10 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy was totally not in blue man nice smelling closet when he heard lil dude have a solo feelings jam, it wasn't a nice feelings jam either. Sansy was actually a bit enraged of whats his hearing ma dudes were picking up.  
Sansy opened the door and heelied out to blues side, putting an arm around his shoulders facing foward.
“HEY SOOMTHIE BRO...” Sansy scratched under his hat and pushed his shades up more to his face. “FIRSTLY DUDE THEM DUDES THEM AMIGOS OF YOURS NOT RAD AT ALL THE MOST UN FRESH THING IVE EVER HEARD ABOUT IN MY RADTASTIC LIFE MAN.”
Behind Sansys glasses were smokey but he kept his cool at a 97%
“THE DATE OF THE MATE FUNK HIM DUDE YOUR ONE COOL CAT SMOOTHIE MAN BRAH. YOU COOL FRESH AND NOT MY BLUEST BROATAO”
Sansy grinned a bit more and looked over at blue 
“AND DUDE ILL HELP A BRO OUT ILL CLEAN AND COOK DOUBLE TEAMING THIS SHIZZ BIZZ, WHATCHA SAY MY MAIN MAN?”
Tumblr media
“WELL!! I WAS FRESH FOR A WHILE, IT CAUSED ME TO ACT VERY DIFFERENT, AND TO STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE. I’VE LOST FRIENDS. I GAINED A BOYFRIEND DURING THE FRESH BUT NOW HE DOESN’T WANT THE REAL ME, AND THE FRIENDS WHO STUCK WITH ME THROUGH THE FRESH ARE GONE TOO AS FAR AS I KNOW.”
“AND MY BROTHER SEEMS TO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND EITHER. THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN’T CARE HOW LOUD I AM IS JOY, BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE ME AND LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY.”
“I’VE DESTROYED MY KITCHEN, I’VE GOT AN ORDER OF BAKED GOODS TO FILL AND I’M ALREADY SAD. WHAT A DAY.” 
10 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy lifted his head 
BRO ITS THE BEST DANGER IS THE BEST KIND OF FUN BRAH 
Sansy got out with wall bits all over his fancy dude clothes ‘
BUT YOU A SOFT LIL BLUE MAN SO ID JUST BOUNCE RIGHT UP ON THIS HERE MATTRESS MY DUDE ‘
Sansy said as he held out his arms and fell onto the mattresses. 
‘S PRETTY SOFT HERE BRO I LIKE IT ITS SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR A WHILE, YA KNOW BRAHSKI?
closed
Tumblr media
AWH BRO THATS SO NICE OF YOU
Sansy put his hands on his cheeks and grinned while rocking on his feet
SO THE POINT OF THIS RADTASTIC ROOM IS TO THROW YOUR SELF AGAINST THE WALL AND BOUNCE FOREVER. TRUST ME ITS PRETTY FANCY MY DUDE
Sansy then threw him self against the wall proving that not everything was mattress there fore busting a hole in his wall.
SEE ITS FANTASTIC BRUH MAN 
17 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
AWH BRO THATS SO NICE OF YOU
Sansy put his hands on his cheeks and grinned while rocking on his feet
SO THE POINT OF THIS RADTASTIC ROOM IS TO THROW YOUR SELF AGAINST THE WALL AND BOUNCE FOREVER. TRUST ME ITS PRETTY FANCY MY DUDE
Sansy then threw him self against the wall proving that not everything was mattress there fore busting a hole in his wall.
SEE ITS FANTASTIC BRUH MAN 
closed
Tumblr media
AHHHHHHH I KNEW YOUD GET MY FEELINS IN THIS FEELINS JAM THANKS SMMOTHIE MAN.
Sansy patted blue berry on the back.
YOU BET YOUR CUTE LIL SELF YA TEETH ARE CUTE AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES ILL JUST KILL THEM AHAHAHAH  IVE BEEN HERE, CHILLIN BEING COOL AS ALWAYS MY MAIN DUDE. 
Sansy raised a brow to blue man when he said text
TEXT YOURE FUNNY DUDE I DONT EVEN HAVE ONE OF THEM RADICAL COOL LIKE CELLULAR THINGIES.
I DIDN’T WANT TO GET ALL UP AND IN YOUR BUBBLE DUDE MAN SO I THOUGH ID LET YOU HAVE SOME RADICAL BRO TIME WITH YA SELF 
17 notes · View notes
sansyfreshness-blog · 8 years
Text
Tumblr media
Sansy grinned really wide.
GET READY FOR BUBBLE INVASION WERE GUNNA GO ON A RADICAL T-R-I-P-
Sansy tackled berry mans legs and hosted him on his shoulder he hellied Blue brah and himself around the corner to a room filled with mattresses.
THIS WICKED ROOM IS THE MATTRESS ROOM EVERYTHING IS A MATTRESS . 
There was even a lamp. Made by yours truly (it was wrapped with christmas lights) 
YOU SEE THE PORTRAIT OF ME? I DID THAT. AH SUCH A RAD LOOKING MAN.
closed
Tumblr media
AHHHHHHH I KNEW YOUD GET MY FEELINS IN THIS FEELINS JAM THANKS SMMOTHIE MAN.
Sansy patted blue berry on the back.
YOU BET YOUR CUTE LIL SELF YA TEETH ARE CUTE AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES ILL JUST KILL THEM AHAHAHAH  IVE BEEN HERE, CHILLIN BEING COOL AS ALWAYS MY MAIN DUDE. 
Sansy raised a brow to blue man when he said text
TEXT YOURE FUNNY DUDE I DONT EVEN HAVE ONE OF THEM RADICAL COOL LIKE CELLULAR THINGIES.
I DIDN’T WANT TO GET ALL UP AND IN YOUR BUBBLE DUDE MAN SO I THOUGH ID LET YOU HAVE SOME RADICAL BRO TIME WITH YA SELF 
17 notes · View notes