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I picked up the girl I babysit from judo and a little girl there came up to me and said she was going to gouge out my eyes and cut my mouth and teeth 💀

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3 of my aunts + my mom have been talking really seriously about my flat chest right in front of me 💀

They said I shouldn't worry cuz it'd get bigger when I have children 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Even thought France lost Mbappé was the best player on the field today argue with the wall

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OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

I might have to share my room with her, which means I'll have to stand her 10 days AND 10 night ??? 💀💀💀

I almost forgot how tiring it was to be around my mother, it hasn't been two hours yet and you're telling me I have to stand this shit 10 more days ?

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I almost forgot how tiring it was to be around my mother, it hasn't been two hours yet and you're telling me I have to stand this shit 10 more days ?

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I was joking too 😭

(only about the cobra)

I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

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I actually could if I was in my dad's village but thankfully I'm not

I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

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I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

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It's SNOWING

Maybe if I pray hard enough there'll be a snowstorm and all of my exams will be online

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The audacity of some teachers I SWEAR

Teachers that can't say my name part 97161

Ok so I was in class and my teacher needed my name for an example and I told her "Amèle" and she said

SHE SAID

"No, Amélie"

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Spoiler

Like I'm okay with a happy ending but you can't change the characters that much

The final chapter of tr is so fucking weird to me

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The final chapter of tr is so fucking weird to me

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LMAO MY WHAT MF ???

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

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I'll tell S to kidnap you

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

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I'll convince my father to date you (or my big brother, I'll let you choose bc I'm so nice)

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

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I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

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I'll push you on the rails

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you