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Love says: I’ve seen the ugly parts of you, and I’m staying.
Matt Chandler (via dirtydiapersandabottleofwine)
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My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else. Orlando’s kindness blows me away.
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“Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.”
Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher
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Chocolate Covered Pretzel Banana Nice Cream
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when I was younger I thought that when I’d be in the age as I’m now, my life will be organized, I’ll have a lovely boyfriend and go to a lot of parties, I’ll stop being a mess guess what none of it happened
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“women who wear makeup are why i have trust issues”
bruh if you thought any woman naturally has shiny red lips and eyelashes long enough to fan queen cleopatra then that’s your own dumbass fault
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Quite possibly the best video I’ve ever seen
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