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Got friends who I've known for well over 15 years who are currently planning a trip to visit my friend in Vietnam but god I don't think they have an understanding of how much less money I make than them.

"you could use savings" what savings LMAO

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Fully acknowledging the fact I could beat any internet transphobe in unarmed combat

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I'm the imaginary British friend btw

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

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'Lady - Hear me tonight' playing while I fire the last landlord into the sun

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dropping out to pursue a career in naptime

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if you're on tumblr defending taylor swifts new album then I'm gonna assume you're a fed.

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Therapy isn't enough, I need to be off-putting to men.

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my most listened albums/singles this past week

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to the terfs in my inbox rn just want to remind you that you have higher testosterone levels than me and every time you lash out it shows

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Made homemade shacha sauce that im using to marinade some chicken, got some prawn toast prepped, dinner is gonna slap so hard

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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file

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one of the weirdest aspects of bartending is people just reveal anything and everything about themselves to you while you're just trying to get on with work, like i get it that you're going through a divorce Darren, however, considering I am on minimum wage and I'm not being paid enough, I cant pretend that you weren't the problem in your marriage.

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If I ever met scrappy doo I'd punt him into a bin for shaking hands with Ronald Reagan

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For any new followers, just to make it clear my blog is Pro-Palestinians and their right to self determination.

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Introducing a co-worker to both Cobrah and Bob Vylan on the same shift

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My skincare routine has been making such a huge difference to my skin, I'm glowing

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A group of guys told me they do "historical reinactment" at work today and of course those fucking losers meant they larp as Nazis on weekends,

Honestly I disagree with the "let people enjoy things" mentality, sometimes they need to be bullied