saphicbramble - Tumblr blog

[saphicbramble]

[saphicbramble]

[saphicbramble]

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

[saphicbramble]

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

[saphicbramble]

[saphicbramble]

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

[saphicbramble]

[saphicbramble]

Yarn holder

[saphicbramble]

[saphicbramble]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[saphicbramble]

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

[saphicbramble]

I would never succumb (advisor mumbles in my ear) oh… it can be a sex thing? Well.. maybe I would succumb a little..

[saphicbramble]

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

[saphicbramble]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[saphicbramble]

being chronically ill in your 20s is so embarrassing. “what have you been up to lately?” ummmm I’ve been trying to get into food and eating again. yeah. trying to psych myself up about it again after taking a three year break to almost shit myself to death. Anthony Bourdain is helping.

[saphicbramble]