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as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

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Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!

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I am consumed by fear that my mother might die in Gaza while I am far away, unable to help her. The thought of her suffering alone in such a dangerous place breaks my heart. I feel so helpless and terrified, knowing I can't be there to protect her or bring her to safety. Every day is filled with anxiety and dread, as I hope and pray for her survival amidst the chaos.

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"Indoor" clothes meaning clothes that you don't wear out, but that aren't considered pajamas due to material/fit/etc. This would include old clothes that aren't suitable for outside wear anymore.

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Skinned my first squirrel! I think it went well. I’m going to try and taxidermy her(she was roadkill)

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I am consumed by fear that my mother might die in Gaza while I am far away, unable to help her. The thought of her suffering alone in such a dangerous place breaks my heart. I feel so helpless and terrified, knowing I can't be there to protect her or bring her to safety. Every day is filled with anxiety and dread, as I hope and pray for her survival amidst the chaos.

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Trying to prove a point here

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Work in progress Wednesday

The fourth one he almost tripped over while wading through the marsh that had once been Deya Village. As far as he knew, it had always been a ruin, though the burned foundations suggested that maybe he just didn’t remember when it wasn’t.

He was just slopping through the edges of the wetlands, sun beating on his head, biting gnats attacking his ears. He swatted at the insects, annoyed and then stopped short when the surface of the water swirled in a way that didn’t make sense.

Then he saw the slick, the arms rising out and arching back into the water as though it was searching for something below the surface. It muttered and chattered to itself and Link held his breath, willing his heart to stop beating so loud lest it turn and realize he was so close.

All five hands rose as one and turned, yellow eyes on the palms focusing on him and it screamed and the sky turned red. He almost dropped the Purah pad but he warped away, he warped away just in time, it didn’t touch him, it didn’t even have a chance. He told himself this over and over as he sat on the travel pad of some Skyview tower, knees to his chest, arms wrapped around them, rocking and trying to get his heart to slow.

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collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

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Tumblr just put a fcuking harry potter post on my feed as a "recommendation based on your likes"

Why not recommend me smallpox next. Or arthritis maybe.

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Poorly drawn Cubone line