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@mothercain we love you so much 🖤

📍Greek Theatre | June 22, 2024

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i talked to the butcher and he said i'm his favorite lamb he's ever slaughtered. and when i mentioned your name he didn't even remember slaughtering you

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Everyone in nbc Hannibal that tries to restrain Hannibal (the straight jackets etc) is playing a losing game bc he’s 100% super into that shit anyway. He just looks up at them with that fuckass smug expression and watches them seethe

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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

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there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever

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Happy pride month to female rage butches

female rage is always traditionally dainty feminine women with long hair covered in blood :// WHAT ABOUT THE BUTCHES. what about a butch cradling her broken nose while eyeing the camera with contempt. what about a butch with the bottom half of their face covered in blood and viscera. what about veins bulging out of their muscular neck arms and back and sorry I lost track of what I was talking about

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*watching NBC Hannibal without subtitles*

hannibal: yourlnow hadriyn Will hun twa known in the sleep you must own your power Will take back what is yours. you ralare Will you are magnificent

will: ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃⁿⁿⁱᵇᵃˡ you're a jont dogs Jack needs me to solve this case twanth this killer is beauty what's wrong with me

Hannibal: yohre beauty Will kiss kiss

*loud ass cooking scene with classical music*

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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ethel cain saying yaoi

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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getting emotional over amc daniel. he got to live, get sober, fall in love, marry twice, have kids, grow to be a pulitzer winner journalist. what getting away from a messy bitch does to a person

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  — Penelope’s Song, Louise Glück  

[text ID: Who wouldn't want you? Whose most demonic appetite could you possibly fail to answer?]

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oh we thought we killed a god and left it to rot but yeah. turns out that was basically just some guy or a vessel or whatever and the actual god was the rot itself. yeah im like super into decaying now. yeah the eternal rot. thats why im decomposing. get this though. the corpse of the god we killed? fresh as a patch of flowers

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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Modern philosophy

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