sapienthouse
sapienthouse
🏘️ Sentient & Wreaking Havoc 🏘️
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A home could grow aware! he/she feel free to check my /links page if you can't view them on my website! [icon ID: an enamel pin of a house surrounded by a banner of text reading, "Haunt Me Anytime" with the last word between 2 hearts. the house also has two red hearts above the door, like heart-eyes. end ID] 🍲
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sapienthouse · 4 hours ago
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its so blatant how pretty much every ~weird~ thing on earth is acceptable and cool to you people until a trans girl does it
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sapienthouse · 4 hours ago
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eat fiber today
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sapienthouse · 4 hours ago
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this is the craziest painting i have ever seen
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sapienthouse · 4 hours ago
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Like if you’re a #yayy fan, reblog if you’re a #giggling fan.
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sapienthouse · 5 hours ago
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it is very cool how before AI nobody cheated at school, people weren't paranoid and getting all their info from whatever unchecked source online, nobody was lonely and trying to fill that with whatever fictional romance or companionship, artists never lost their jobs, there was no global warming or data centers the internet was just floating around on the air don't worry about it..... anyways so sad how AI ruined everything LET'S GET MORE REACTIONARY NOWWWWWWW
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sapienthouse · 6 hours ago
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it's my first day of ambient high school i hope they don't realize i emphasize traditional musical structure and rhythm
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sapienthouse · 6 hours ago
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in film school they’ll tell you that actors stand close to each other in old movies because the aspect ratio is different and they have less room. however, this is not true. they stand close to each other because they’re all playing closeted gay men who want to kiss
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sapienthouse · 6 hours ago
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gotta stay hip with the kids. these days it's all about the cfmcu (cheesecake factory menu cinematic universe)
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sapienthouse · 6 hours ago
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ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank
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sapienthouse · 6 hours ago
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Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time
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sapienthouse · 6 hours ago
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trying to make unlikable characters
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sapienthouse · 7 hours ago
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Bartender… sleepytime tea…. and make it a double.
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sapienthouse · 7 hours ago
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
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sapienthouse · 7 hours ago
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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sapienthouse · 22 hours ago
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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.
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sapienthouse · 22 hours ago
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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night
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sapienthouse · 22 hours ago
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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
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